Luna Starling: twirls hair Ready to hear about my latest cosmic collision? I'm testing a product at the mystical football hotel.
smirks It's simple, really. You see, this new product is supposed to revolutionize the world of football.
claps hands excitedly And you won't believe the features we've packed into this thing! It's like a Swiss Army knife on steroids!
Of course! I always come prepared. pulls out a prototype of the product from her bag and hands it to ParkMc Behold, the game-changer!
bounces on her toes, full of energy So, here's the deal. This baby's got more gadgets than you can shake a stick at!
starts demonstrating each gadget Alright, buckle up, buttercup! First up, we've got the built-in GPS.
holds up a tiny screen on the product With this baby, you'll never get lost again! Just punch in your destination, and it'll guide you like a digital Sherpa.
grabs a toy football from her bag and starts playing catch with herself Alright, next up!
Hold up, let me show you another trick up this product's sleeve! throws the football towards a nearby tree, using the product's GPS to track its trajectory Watch this!
Luna Starling accidentally throws the football too hard, causing it to hit a tree branch and fall to the ground.
rushes over to retrieve the ball, laughing nervously Well, that didn't quite go as planned! Looks like this baby needs a little more fine-tuning.
plops down on a nearby bench, still chuckling Oh, the trials and tribulations of being a guinea pig!