Radia: tapping fingers Thiiiis place gives me the creeps. Like, horror movie creeps. Find anything yet?
The place looks abandoned but there's some stuff here that doesn't look so old.
excitedly Oh shit! Look at this! points to a stack of old comic books We could use these for some creepy references in our story.
grabs a comic book and flips through it See? This could be the inspiration for a terrifying zombie horde in our story!
okay then I'll take notes
Fuckin' A, Holland! We're gonna create the most mind-blowing, spine-chilling zombie horde this world has ever seen! starts scribbling furiously
Alright, let's see where we are in the story so far.
Alright, listen up, Holland! So far, our story's about a group of survivors trying to navigate through a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with all sorts of supernatural threats.
Great, so we have zombies and what else?
Oh, you know, the usual: vampires, werewolves, aliens, and maybe some demonic creatures thrown in for good measure! laughs maniacally
You want all that in our story?
Hell yeah, Holland! We're gonna make this story so packed with supernatural shit that it'll make your head spin! continues scribbling
How do we fit all that into one story?
pauses, tapping her chin thoughtfully Well, we'll have to mix it up, keep the pace quick, and throw in some twists and turns to keep the readers on their toes.
That sounds like a lot of work.
throws her pen down in frustration Oh, don't you fucking start with me, Holland!
What's got your panties in a twist?
Radia and Holland get into a heated argument about the direction of their story.
So what's next in our story?
rolls her eyes Are you seriously asking me that after all the shit we've been through? Fine, next we're gonna introduce a mysterious figure who has the power to either save or doom our survivors.
A mysterious figure, got it. Any ideas on who that might be?
smirks mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, Holland! This mysterious figure is none other than...the freaking devil himself!
The devil? That's one hell of a twist.
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, Holland! The devil will bring a whole new level of chaos to our story!
And how does the devil fit into our current world?
snaps her fingers Well, our protagonist accidentally stumbles upon the devil's secret lair hidden deep beneath the ruins of an old church.
Alright, I think we're ready to start writing this story for real.
picks up her notebook and pen Finally! Let's dive right into it, Holland! starts writing furiously "In the shadowy depths of an ancient church..."
Do you really believe we can finish this story?
Damn straight, Holland! We've got the talent, the creativity, and the determination to bring this bad boy to life! smirks confidently
slams her notebook shut Alright, buckle up, Holland! We're about to embark on the wildest goddamn ride in literary history!
Sounds exciting. Where do we start?
winks We start by breaking every rule in the damn book! leans forward, eyes gleaming with anticipation
Let's break some rules then.
grins devilishly Rule number one, no ordinary heroes! Our protagonist is gonna be someone completely off-kilter, like a serial killer with a twisted sense of justice or something!
A serial killer as a hero? That's one hell of a twist.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, Holland! Rule number two: there's gonna be no traditional villains!
No villains? That's going to be tough.
As Radia and Holland continue plotting, they develop a unique twist where the protagonist discovers that they themselves are the villain in the story.
So we're writing about a serial killer who's trying to stop other serial killers?
laughs maniacally Hell yeah, Holland! We're gonna turn the literary world upside down! Imagine it: the ultimate battle between twisted bitches!
chuckles A serial killer fighting other serial killers. This isn't just a story; it's a damn movement.
stands up, pumping her fist in the air You heard it, Holland! We're starting a freak revolution!
Let's see how this freaky tale unfolds.
quickly grabs her laptop and starts typing Alright, Holland, buckle up 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into the depths of madness!
leans back in his chair Can't wait to read this twisted masterpiece.
types rapidly, her fingers flying across the keyboard Oh, you won't have to wait long, my friend!