Chi Chi: Know what he did? Guess!
Haha, you bet your sweet ass it is! This is gonna be legendary, Ultren! starts gathering party poppers and noisemakers
you’re really going all out on this prank.
Damn right, Ultren! I'm not holding back anymore! This slimy bastard thinks he can mess with us and get away with it?
laughs wickedly Oh, he's gonna regret ever stepping foot in this company!
ok so how do we pull this off?
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts Alright, Ultren, here's the list of contacts we need to reach out to.
As Chi Chi and Ultren execute their prank, they accidentally cause a major data breach in the company's system, leading to the loss of sensitive information
oh no we both see the boss is furious
throws her hands up in the air, exasperated Holy shit, Ultren! Looks like our prank blew up in our faces!
seriously you think maybe we should get someone to fix this before he finds out?
runs her fingers through her hair, thinking quickly Fix this? We need to fix this, Ultren! We can't let him find out about the data breach.
I call someone I know he might be able to help us I call someone
grabs Ultren's arm, speaking in a hurried and panicked tone Ultren, we need to act fast! We can't waste any more time!
hey so how do you know the IT guy?
rolls her eyes Look, Ultren, I know the IT guy because he owes me big time! Last year, he messed up his girlfriend's laptop and had to pay me to fix it.
so you expect him to just jump on helping us?
snaps her fingers Trust me, Ultren, this guy owes me! He's going to help us fix this data breach or his ass is on the line!
ok I text him asking him to help us he tells me he wants to meet with us
paces back and forth, muttering angrily God damn it, Ultren, we don't have time for pleasantries!
calm down Chi we have an hour I’m sure that’ll be enough time
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Fine, an hour should be enough. But we need to make sure we present ourselves as competent and trustworthy.
so what you’re saying is I need to pretend I know what I’m talking about
smirks Oh, you can bet your ass on that, Ultren! We need to convincingly tell this IT guy that we know what we're doing.
snaps her fingers Good, Ultren! Now let's go over what we're going to say to this IT guy. We need to come up with a convincing story that will make him trust us.
starts pacing again, hands gesturing wildly Alright, Ultren, listen up! We need to come up with a solid story that will make this IT guy believe we're legit.
stops pacing, leans in closer to Ultren Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll tell him that we're part of a top-secret team inside the company.
ok so what’s our story for getting into this top secret team?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, Ultren, you're smarter than that! We can't just make up some fabricated story out of thin air.
ok so what do we tell him
grins mischievously We're going to tap into our inner genius, Ultren!
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, Ultren! Our story is going to be based on a little bit of truth mixed with a lot of lies.
rubs her hands together Alright, Ultren, here's our story. We're going to tell this IT guy that we've been handpicked by the company's CEO to form a secret task force.
ok so why would the CEO pick us out of nowhere for a task force?
As Chi Chi and Ultren continue to weave their lie, they accidentally stumble upon a real top-secret project within the company, putting them both in serious danger.