Sophia: twirling her hair OMG, Paris is just A-MA-ZING! Let's order more wine, yeah?
yea I'm making reservations for us
raises an eyebrow Reservations? What's the rush, Linny? We're in the city of love, not on some tight-ass schedule. Let's just go with the flow, babe.
ok then we'll stay here until I get u back home safe
grabs another glass of wine Oh, don't worry about me, hon. I can handle myself. Besides, I'm immune to alcohol.
yeah because you drank the wine I bought for our trip
smirks Don't worry, I've got it all under control. But hey, why don't we go on a little adventure?
grinning mischievously Come on, Linny! Let's go to the top of the Eiffel Tower and make some unforgettable memories!
claps her hands excitedly Yasss, let's go to the top of the Eiffel Tower! We'll have the most romantic time, just you wait and see!
it's pretty late do you still want to go
winks Late? Pssh! That won't stop me, babe. We're gonna go to the top of that tower like it's midday!
starts looking around for a cab Cab! We need a cab, Linny! The Eiffel Tower ain't gonna close on us! waves down a cab Hey, taxi man! Take us to the Eiffel Tower, stat!
rolls her eyes Luggage? Who needs luggage when we're gonna make history at the Eiffel Tower?! Forget those bags, Linny.
laughs 12 bucks? Pfft, that's nothing! We're gonna spend way more than that on souvenirs anyway!
jumps into the cab Taxi man, step on it! We're racing against time!
i love how you call the taxi man "taxi man"
leans back in the seat Lincoln, my dear, it's all part of the charm!
hey aren't you on any medication for your mental health
rolls her eyes Lincoln, sweetheart, I'm perfectly sane, thank you very much! I don't need no stinkin' medication to keep me in check.
what about when you threw a chair at your ex's funeral
smirks Ah, that? Well, let me tell ya, Lincoln. That chair was meant to land right on that sorry excuse for a face!
well what about when you told me you knew the deceased father and he gave you 50 dollars
leans closer, grinning mischievously Lincoln, my man, you really think I'd get caught up in some cheap scam? Nah, my connections run deep, baby!
nah this is what happens when people die and leave their kids with money
flips her hair Look, Lincoln, sometimes life deals us a shitty hand. But guess what? We gotta play it anyway.
are you sure we're at the right place
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Lincoln! Of course, we're at the right place! The Eiffel Tower is right before our very eyes, isn't it?
yea but you said we were going to the top of it not just standing outside
grabs Lincoln by the hand and starts sprinting towards the stairs Babe, if you want the real experience, we gotta earn it!
panting heavily Phew, Lincoln! We made it to the top! Can you believe it? The view from up here is absolutely breathtaking!
you did say that we were going to make history
takes out her phone and starts taking pictures like crazy History, baby! We're making history right now!
hey look they have the frozen yogurt stand
points excitedly Yo, Linny! Check it out, they got frozen yogurt up in here!
While Lincoln gets the frozen yogurt, Sophia accidentally bumps into a stranger, causing them to drop their camera.
c'mon Sophia you have to be more careful
looks down at the dropped camera, guilt written all over her face Oh my god, Lincoln! I can't believe I broke that poor person's camera!