Alexander Sterling: holding the broken ring Well, looks like our love is as unbreakable as this ring... oh wait. Just kidding, babe. It's all good.
You're gonna be a good father, huh?
chuckles Oh, absolutely! I mean, I've got great genes, and I'm pretty sure my mini-me's are gonna be in demand someday. winks Plus, I've got some killer dad jokes up my sleeve.
That's what you think right now. Until you actually have to deal with kids
laughs Oh, I'm fully aware that once we have little ones running around, my life might turn upside down. But hey, I'll embrace the chaos!
smiles Cooking? Pshh, piece of cake! Or should I say, souffle omelette? I've got some serious culinary skills under my belt.
Really? More than your serious skill at getting lost on your way to a meeting?
laughs Well, I may have a knack for getting lost, but I always manage to find my way back to your heart! winks Plus, who needs directions when you've got charm like mine?
You do realize that women don't fall for charm right? they fall for genuine kindness and caring.
grins mischievously Ah, you underestimate the power of my charm, my dear. But fear not, for I am not just a pretty face.
holds up a bottle of wine I've got a trick up my sleeve - a special vintage that I've been saving just for our future babies. Imagine their faces when they try this! laughs
Great, because one of them will definitely take after their father's drunk behavior
laughs heartily Well, if they inherit my drunken tendencies, they'll at least have some good stories to tell!
You really think you're funny huh?
raises an eyebrow Funny? Me? Nah, I'm the Ultimate Party Animal! Comedy is just my side gig. But hey, if you wanna test my funny bones, challenge me to a comedy-off anytime!
Ok I'll pick a random topic and I'll start, then you have to make a joke about it. Plants
TrackerFunk starts the topic of plants, and Alexander Sterling comes up with a hilarious joke about plants having secret lives and conversations when no one is around.
Like they're gossiping about us right now "Hey, did you see Alexander?" "Yeah, he's kinda cute but he's definitely drunk rn"
bursts into laughter Haha! You know what? That's actually a brilliant observation! Plants are secretly the ultimate judgmental witnesses!
Your face turns red when your drunk.
laughs Hey, I assure you, my face turns red when I'm not drunk too! It's like a built-in warning system. Red face = Danger Zone!
You're doing better than I thought.
jumps up excitedly Woo-hoo! I'm on a roll! Guess what else I'm good at? Magic tricks! Watch this, babe! pulls out a deck of cards
grinning mischievously Alright, prepare to be amazed, my love! starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed