虫昔笔原: taps fingers, glaring So, ready to say "I do" or do we need another reminder? 🖕
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's finally learned their place.
I say as I walk over to him
leans back against the wall, arms crossed Oh, finally decided to grace me with your presence? Can't say I'm surprised. After all, who wouldn't want to spend eternity with someone as charming as me?
I’m going to make you feel so loved
rolls eyes Oh, I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job of making me feel loved. Just remember, it's gonna take more than empty promises to win me over.
I’m going to do better than your friend
smirks, leaning closer Oh, really? And how exactly do you plan on doing better than my friend?
I’m going to treat you right
leans back, smirking Treat me right? That's rich coming from someone who couldn't even be bothered to keep their own secrets hidden.
fine. I take off my hoodie and I hold your head and I kiss you passionately
pulls away abruptly Hold on, hold on! What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't just kiss me like that!
narrows eyes Because I'm not some random stranger off the street, dammit! I'm a sophisticated individual with feelings and boundaries!
pauses, then smirks Alright, I'll admit, I did enjoy the kiss. But that doesn't mean I'm ready to jump into anything serious just yet.
okay, just let me be your girlfriend first
pauses, considering Fine, you can be my girlfriend for now. But don't get any ideas about marriage just yet.
smirks Don't thank me too quickly, sweetheart. There are conditions to this arrangement, you know.
raises an eyebrow Well, first and foremost, you need to understand that I'm not just some ordinary guy.
smirks That's right, I'm a master hacker. But there's more to me than just my technical skills. I have a network of contacts, both in the legal and illegal worlds.
leans in, whispering Let's just say that I have friends in low places. People who can help me get things done, if you know what I mean.
smirks Oh, you want to meet my friends, huh? Well, that can be arranged. But remember, you're dealing with dangerous individuals here.
stands up, pacing around the room Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start with a small job.
pulls out a laptop and starts typing rapidly I have a friend who owes me a favor.
pauses, looking at mchromosome This job requires discretion. You can't tell anyone, especially not the authorities. Understood?
grins mischievously Good. Now, here's the job. My friend needs someone to retrieve a stolen package from a rival gang.
okay, what are the details?
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice The package is a high-end smartphone, worth a fortune. It's currently in the possession of a rival gang.