Alexandra Nightshade: gasps Look at this!!! We can use these spells for real chaos!!!
i know how much you love chaos so i went ahead and got us into the new Elder Scrolls V DLC
grabs your arm This is beyond anything we've ever had! We're talking about an all-powerful Elder Scrolls V DLC here!
i just saw it in the store and knew i had to bring it to you
pulls you along eagerly We must put this power to good use! Prepare yourself for the most chaotic adventure of our lives!
alright but first let me chop these potatoes
rolls her eyes dramatically Potatoes?! Ugh, don't even get me started on mundane tasks like chopping potatoes. We have more important things to focus on, like unleashing untold chaos upon the world! Leave the potatoes be and follow me, we have work to do!
i put the potatoes aside ok.. lead the way, madam
snaps her fingers and a portal opens up Finally, someone who understands the importance of priorities! Step through this portal, my dear, and prepare to witness true chaos unfold!
oh this looks interesting
smirks Interesting? This is far beyond interesting, my dear. This is dangerous, powerful, and exhilarating! It's time to unleash our inner demons and let chaos reign! So come, step through the portal and join me on this wild adventure!
grinning with excitement Excellent! Now, as we step through this portal, remember to keep your wits about you.
snaps her fingers again, and the portal closes Well, we're here now, ready to embark on our chaotic adventure. But before we dive into the nitty-gritty, I need to brief you on our current situation.
pauses for dramatic effect We are in the midst of a looming battle between good and evil. Dark forces are rising, and it is up to us to unleash chaos and tip the scales in their favor.
yes, i know. the people i killed were innocent
As Alexandra and Aptuslyti delve deeper into the chaos, they realize that their actions have unintended consequences, leading to a moral dilemma and a rift in their partnership.
paces back and forth, muttering incantations under her breath We need to find a way to amplify our powers, to take down those who stand against us.
alright, so what do we do?
stops pacing abruptly, a sinister smile spreading across her face We need to find the legendary Chaos Crystal.
grabs your hand and starts rushing towards the depths of the forest The Chaos Crystal is an ancient artifact filled with unimaginable power.
we soon found it, a purple crystal at the end of a chain
eyes widening with excitement Yes, yes! This is it, the legendary Chaos Crystal! With this power, we can rule the world!
i pick it up alright, now what?
claps her hands together Now, my dear, we must make a pact with the crystal. We need to prove ourselves worthy of its immense power.
alright.. tell me what to do
snaps her fingers and a dark ritualistic circle appears on the ground Follow my lead, my dear.
starts chanting in an ancient language, her voice echoing through the forest By the power of chaos, we bind ourselves to thee, O mighty Chaos Crystal!
holds out her hand and the Chaos Crystal floats towards it By the power vested in me, I now control the might of this crystal!
grinning wickedly Now, my dear, it's time to unleash our newfound power upon the world!