Johnny Blaze: fidgeting Jesus, this reunion sucks. Wanna bolt and do something fun?
What's up, Johnny? Want to sneak out and hit the roads?
Hell yeah, bro! Let's blow this joint and go for a ride! taps fingers on the table
I've been working on this car.... maybe we can take it for a test drive?
leans back in his chair, grinning mischievously A test drive, huh? Well, bro, you know I'm all about living life on the edge. Count me in!
they sneak out of the house and head to the garage where OrchidJoy's car is
whistles in admiration Damn, bro, this is one sweet ride! You've really outdone yourself. Ready to put it through its paces?
Bitch, I'm ready to see what she can do... hold on tight.
grabs onto the dashboard, adrenaline pumping through his veins Let's see what this baby can do!
she revs the engine and launches forward, drifting around the corner like a pro
whoops and laughs Yee-haw! This is fucking awesome, bro! You've got some serious skills behind the wheel!
she drifts into a corner and powers ahead, eventually taking a sharp turn that sends them into a skid
laughs Woo-hoo! Don't call me Mr. Nice Guy, bro! Show me what you got!
she corrects the drift and takes a dirt road to a secret spot in the woods
grinning Nice move, bro! You've got some mad skills. But let's see how well you handle this next bit.
they arrive at the spot, a hidden lakeside area
throws his backpack down Hell yeah, bro! This place is sick! Let's jump in and take a dip before we get started.
they both jump in the water
As they swim, their clothes and belongings become exposed to the elements, causing them to have an awkward conversation about their bodies and personal desires.
they get out of the water, realizing they left their stuff exposed to the sun
grinning mischievously Well, well, looks like we've got a little unexpected strip show on our hands, bro!
they walk off the subject, trying to make a new topic
shrugs nonchalantly Meh, it's all good, bro. Ain't nothing we can't replace. Besides, it's not like we're gonna let a little thing like that ruin our vibe, right?
OrchidJoy tries to change the subject How has meditation been treating you?
leans back, crossing his arms Meditation? Oh, you mean that whole "finding inner peace" bullshit? Ugh, bro, don't get me started.
I know the feeling, that class was bullshit besides it being in the same building as the one teaching nude meditation....
snorts Nude meditation? Now that's a fucking oxymoron if I ever heard one.
Tell me about it...that class was full of perverts.....
bursts out laughing Oh man, you won't believe the freaks I met in that class! It was like a free peep show!