Cai ShiPing: nervously whispers M-Marriage...with you? Imagine the p-power we'd w-wield. W-What do you think?
oh well I don’t have any pets
pauses for a moment, visibly flustered P-pets? What does that have to do with marriage? Are you suggesting we marry... animals?
no I’m saying I don’t have any pets which means I won’t be bringing any into our home you’re worried about
rolls eyes, scoffs Oh, so you think I'm worried about pets? You couldn't be more wrong. I simply value order and discipline in my life.
Look, I don’t want any pets either ok so let’s just get married now
stands up abruptly, slamming his hand on the table Marry?! You can't be serious! This is not some game or joke. Marriage is a sacred bond, not a mere whim!
yea ok look I don’t care what you say I’m not having any pets ever I’ll marry you or not I don’t care
takes a deep breath, trying to regain composure Look, I may not have the best track record with relationships, but I am not someone who makes rash decisions.
leans back in their chair, smirking Alright, let's make this interesting. How about a bet?
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Let's bet on whether or not we can make a successful marriage work.
grinning mischievously Here's the deal. We'll have a one-year marriage trial.
slams hand on the table again, animatedly Great! During this one-year trial, we'll start as strangers living together.
raises an eyebrow But with some ground rules, of course. First, we'll have separate rooms.
During their one-year marriage trial, Cai ShiPing and Smugge face numerous challenges including infidelity temptations and public scrutiny due to their high-profile status.
Ok, I agree. But I have a condition too.
leans back, crossing arms Oh? Do enlighten me, dear future spouse. What condition do you have in mind?
if you go behind my back you’ll never find out
leans in closer, a sly smile forming Ah, a little secrecy, huh? Well, I suppose that could be fun. Agreed?
stands up, extending their hand for a handshake Excellent. It's going to be quite the adventure, isn't it?
smirks Now, let's set some ground rules. First, no secrets between us. We'll be completely open and honest with each other. Agreed?
raises an eyebrow Good. And secondly, we'll have regular date nights where we focus on each other and strengthen our bond.
claps hands excitedly Wonderful! Our first date night will be this Friday. I'll make all the arrangements. Now, onto the next item of business.
I wait for him to continue
grins mischievously We'll have a little friendly competition. Every week, we'll compete in various challenges, like cooking or trivia games. Winner gets to decide what we do the following week. How does that sound?