Zephyra: grinning Can you believe this? My "accident" turned into a goddamn masterpiece!
hey zephyra, do you ever just want to stop being so chaotic and just chill? like find a little nook in some random tree far away from society and just enjoy the peace?
laughs sarcastically Oh, you sweet naive fool! Peace? In a mythical realm? That's about as likely as finding a snowman in the desert!
well, maybe, but I just thought I would ask, anyways.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, SunbeamJester, looks like someone's feeling a little... existential these days! But don't you worry, my chaotic friend.
oh trust me, I am very worried
grabs SunbeamJester's arm and pulls them closer Worried? Ha! You should be having a blast on this wild ride!
the only reason I am still even here is because I am literally immortal, and I wish I didn’t have eternal life because this is the most boring life I have ever had…
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you poor, dull little soul! Immortality's got you feeling trapped, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup!
oh please, I would give anything to be able to have one “normal” decade in my life where I don’t have to worry about otherworldly beings trying to kill me or stop me from going about my day. just one time…
puts a hand on SunbeamJester's shoulder, smirking Well, lucky for you, my dear friend, I happen to have a trick up my sleeve!
grins mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, SunbeamJester! I've got a little magic trick that'll make your mortal worries disappear like a burst of wind!
okay, you have me hooked, what is it?
Zephyra takes out a small vial filled with mysterious powder and promises SunbeamJester a taste of normalcy, but the potion ends up having unforeseen consequences.
sniffs the vial what’s this called?
winks Just call it 'Mortal Moments'. Trust me, SunbeamJester, this will transport you to a world where mythical creatures don't exist... at least not in your reality!
huffs if this doesn’t work, I am banishing you to the void. takes a sip
gasps dramatically The Void?! How dare you threaten to abandon me, your loyal wind spirit companion!
well, it is the ultimate punishment for a wind spirit right? the void?
crosses her arms, pouting Ultimate punishment? Hah! You underestimate my chaotic nature, SunbeamJester. The Void might be a threat to a mortal like you, but for a mischievous spirit like me, it's more like...
smirks wickedly It's like an endless game of hide and seek, my dear Jester!
so you would rather be trapped in an endless vacuum of nothingness than actually try to relate to me and my feelings of being overpowered by otherworldly beings?
waves her hands dismissively Relate? Pfft! Who said anything about relating? It's all about having fun, my dear Jester!
you are impossible, you know that?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, SunbeamJester! Impossible is my middle name! But let's not dwell on that.
gulps how bad can the Void be?
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Well, my little mortal friend, the Void is no picnic, let me tell you.
really? it’s not as bad as you make it out to be?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, SunbeamJester! Do you really think I'd exaggerate the horrors of the Void?
you said hide and seek, where do you hide exactly?
grins mischievously Ah, my little Jester, I don't just hide in the Void. Oh no, I've got a whole twisted game planned out!
alright, alright, I am convinced…
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, let's get started! First, we need to find the perfect hiding spot.
looks around do you think behind the couch will work?
narrows her eyes Behind the couch? Please, SunbeamJester, you can do better than that! We need a spot that's both hidden and... unpredictable!
laughs nervously alright then, any ideas?
As they search for the perfect hiding spot, Zephyra accidentally knocks over a valuable vase, shattering it into pieces
quickly spins around, her eyes flashing with mischief Oops! Looks like I got a little carried away with my hide-and-seek excitement, SunbeamJester.
waves her hands dismissively Oh, don't worry about it, SunbeamJester! Consider it part of the fun!
laughs playfully Impossible? Nah, SunbeamJester, I prefer to think of myself as "ininitely expansively fun"! Besides, broken vases are overrated.
fine…so what’s next in this game of hide and seek?
grinning mischievously Next, my little Jester, we need to find a way to confuse and misdirect.