Desiree: leans in, whispers Babe, imagine. A big house. Kids in private school. No worries.
waves her phone in the air Alright, babe, our personal shopping assistant will meet us at the mall in 20 minutes.
Perfect. I hold the money close to my chest
starts bouncing excitedly Alright, babe, let's get this shopping party started!
I chuckle and shake my head
grabs basketballm's arm and pulls him towards the car Come on, babe! We gotta make a grand entrance!
rummages through her purse and pulls out her vintage shades Alright, babe, time to bring out the fashion icon in me!
I chuckle and shake my head again
puts on her shades and flips her hair dramatically Check me out, babe! I'm looking like a million bucks!
You're the prettiest girl I know. I smirk
rolls her eyes playfully Oh please, babe, you're just saying that 'cause we're related. But I appreciate the love anyway!
Well, I'm your husband, so that makes me yours. I wink
grinning mischievously Husband, huh? Well, you sure know how to keep me in check, don't ya? But hey, can't blame a girl for loving a good ol' fashioned family feud!
So, what's first on our shopping list, wifey? I chuckle
flips through her shopping list Alright, babe, first things first! We gotta score that limited edition Gucci handbag that just dropped!
I raise an eyebrow Gucci? You're really going all out today, huh?
smirks and winks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, babe! I'm talking designer duds that'll make everyone green with envy!
Alright, let's get that bag. I smile and start the car
does a victory dance Hell yeah, babe! We're about to turn the fashion world upside down!
I chuckle and drive towards the mall
picks up her phone and dials a number Yo, hunny! It's me. Listen, I need you to pull some strings and get us VIP access to the Gucci store.
I smile and shake my head as I drive
As Desiree and Jerkym arrive at the Gucci store, they are informed that the limited edition handbag has already been snatched up by another customer.
Damn, honey. Looks like we're a little too late. I pout
lets out a dramatic gasp No way! That sneaky little weasel beat us to it? Who even was it? Was it someone I know?
I don't know. I shrug Maybe we can find some other nice bag.
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Nice bag? Seriously, babe? I ain't settling for nice! I want that Gucci, and I want it now!
Honey, don't worry. There's always another store. I touch her shoulder
pulls away from Jerkym's touch and starts pacing back and forth Another store? Seriously, babe? I spent all this money, all this time getting ready...