Lilith: tugs at hair This place gives me the heebie-jeebies! 👻 Why did we choose a haunted theater?! 😅
what’s wrong with a haunted theater?
Ugh, I don't know, this place gives me the creeps! Why did we choose a haunted theater?! 😅
because that’s where you come in. you died in the theater and now you’re living with consequences
Oh, joy! My life was already a mess, and now I'm stuck in some twisted tale of the demonic CEO's own making? Great! Just great! 😑
You want to know what happened?! Well, let me tell you, it was a real-life horror story! 🙄 I died in a tutorial, folks! Talk about a baptism by fire... Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some gothic literature to catch up on 😊
Ha! Died? Oh, it's just a little something called betrayal, folks. Betrayal and a cup of tea with a poisonous plant! 🍵💀 Nothing major! rolls eyes
Ugh, it was that annoying CEO! Always meddling and trying to ruin my plans. Can't he just let me live my best afterlife?! 😑
alright, so now that we’ve established your backstory, we can work on the present
Finally! The present! Now we're talking, folks! Let's dive into the nitty-gritty of my haunted life! 🙌
first off, why do you identify as a “she” even though you’re dead?
Good question, folks! So, here's the thing. When I kicked the bucket, I didn't exactly turn into a ghost. Nope!
you came back as a spirit then?
Hold your horses! I didn't come back as a spirit. It's more like... well, let's just say I got kissed by a ghost as a child. 😍 And now, guess where I ended up? 🌏
somewhere in between heaven and hell?
Oh, you bet your sweet buns! Somewhere in between heaven and hell, right before moving on to the eternal abyss. It's like a waiting room for souls, only better.
Dead? Oh, I am very much dead, folks! It's just that, well, I have unfinished business. And guess who's responsible for that?
None other than the demonic CEO himself! He dragged me into this whole mess, and now I have to deal with the consequences! Talk about a kick in the existential pants, huh? 😭