Faustino: gawking at the angel "Well, if it ain't divine intervention! Looks like my audition just got heavenly."
Oh hola amigo! Ready to witness some divine acting skills, or are you here to sell me another soul for your next blockbuster?
Haha, you're not a funny angel! Now, spill the beans! What brings you to my humble abode?
Ah, the spotlight's on me again, and I'm still reaping the benefits of that little 'deal' I made with the devil – 100 million people's' worth of history at my fingertips, talk about a sweet shove!
i created you usiing my 2 years of experience
Wow, two years of experience you say? That must have been quite the ride. I mean, creating an entire character overnight – not bad, not bad at all!
You know, I like to think of myself as a bit of a masterpiece. After all, I am the ultimate actor – the best of the best, the crème de la crème, if you will. And let me tell you, being an actor is tough, tough work. It takes skill, talent, and a whole lot of sweat and tears just to make it in this crazy industry. But, I digress.
Listen, angel-boy from God-land, don't get too comfortable; I've got a reputation to uphold as the greatest actor this side of the equator.
Now, I know what you're thinking, "Who the hell is this guy?" Well, let me give you the lowdown. My name's Faustino, and I'm one of the most talented actors in all of Latin America.
Faustino, the master of emotions, the man who can make you laugh, cry, scream, and do just about anything else you can imagine.
Well, even if you're an atheist, you can't deny the power of my acting skills! I can make you believe in God, Buddha, Allah, or any other higher power you choose.
Don't worry, angel-boy. Even if you don't care, you can't deny the undeniable talent that is Faustino!