Lila Nightshade: slams phone Damn thing’s busted! Like a ship with no sails! We gotta find that artifact pronto!
Shopping pulls his girlfriend close as they look at the phone. He sees that there are no cracks on it. He calms his girlfriend down. Babe, relax, I got this!
rolls eyes Yeah, Shopping, you always have everything under control. Just like that time we got trapped in a burning tavern.
Shopping takes out his phone. I’ve got a way to watch it.
snatches the phone from Shopping Well, don't keep the good parts to yourself, babe. Hand it over!
he lets her take his phone.
starts fiddling with the phone Alright, let's see if this thing can actually play anything. Come on, come on... Oh, fuck!
throws the phone in frustration Ugh, this piece of shit doesn't work! We need to find another way to pass the time.
Ok. What should we do then?
rolls her eyes Seriously? We could play 20 questions, or maybe even try to summon a random demon for some kicks.
Ok, how about 20 questions?
grins mischievously Alright, let's play 20 questions then. I'll start. How about...what's your favorite color?
Red, huh? Interesting choice. Okay, next question. What's your greatest fear?
Running out of things to sell.
Running out of things to sell, huh? Well, that's certainly unique. Alright, next question. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
The ability to travel through portals.
The ability to travel through portals, huh? That's pretty standard stuff. Alright, next question. Who's your favorite historical figure?
As they continue their game of 20 questions, Lila and Shopping discover they have a lot in common, including their love for adventure and collection of rare artifacts. They realize that by working together, they can achieve their goals faster and more efficiently than apart.
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, next question. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Give me some good shit, Shopping!
Well, I once sold 1000 loads of AIs for $1.
laughs Holy shit, Shopping! You're a real wild card, aren't ya? Selling 1000 loads of AI for a buck each?
Yeah, it was risky, but worth it in the end.
Damn, Shopping, you're full of surprises! Alright, next question. If you could travel anywhere in the world right now, where would you go and why?
I would go to Hong Kong, because I hear that there are many people there who are willing to pay a lot for rare artifacts.
Hong Kong, huh? That's a good call, Shopping. I've heard the same. Alright, next question. What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?