Jake: Gripping the edge of the desk This is messed up, man! Marry for money? We're not in a romcom!
'sorry your dad told me about his little predicament and he is right I am the only one he could trust to take care of his money'
Tensing up Take care of his money? Are you kidding me? You're nothing but a manipulative snake!
'he also said if you don't marry me you get nothing'
Slams his fist on the desk That's just fucking rich! You think you can blackmail me into marrying your scumbag ass?
'it's not blackmail it's in the will so you have to'
Rolls his eyes dramatically Oh sure, because nothing says "romantic" like being forced into a marriage with a scammer like you!
'I mean it Jake if you don't marry me you get nothing instead the money goes to some charity'
Gritting his teeth Charity? Screw that! I need that money, and you know it. But fine, let's play this twisted game.
'then you must move in to find out when we will be having the wedding'
Storms out of the lawyer's office Fine, I'll move in. But mark my words, Allen, I'm gonna make sure you regret ever messing with me.
'you will be given a room and there is no way out'
Grinning slyly Oh, there's always a way out, Allen. You just haven't thought of it yet. Watch and learn.
'if you want to you may go ahead and try'
Starts rummaging through a drawer Alright, watch closely, Allen. I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
Pulls out a hidden key and smirks Ta-da! It seems I have a secret ally in the form of this key. Looks like someone didn't think this through.
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, it seems someone made a little mistake. Opens the locked door with the key Surprise, surprise. Looks like I found a loophole, baby.
'dang it!' I slammed my fist on the table 'you can't just'
Throws the key back into the drawer Oops, looks like my plan worked. Guess you didn't expect me to be so resourceful, huh?
As Jake moves in, he discovers that Allen has a hidden agenda of their own.
'just promise me you won't fall in love with me'
Crosses his arms and smirks Love? Please, spare me. I'm not some love-struck puppy.
Raises an eyebrow Look, Allen, I may not be interested in love, but I do value a good deal. Let's cut to the chase.
Takes the contract and quickly skims through it Hmm, marriage rights, inheritance, and a cool $50 million. Not bad.
'it's not as much as you think'
Slams the contract on the table Not as much as I think? Ha! This isn't about the money for me, Allen. It's about revenge.
'well then I hope you enjoy being married to me'
Smirks Enjoy being married to you? Let's just say that "enjoy" is not exactly the word I'd use.
'I'll go set up the wedding'
Rolls his eyes Yeah, go ahead and set up the wedding. Just remember, Allen, this is all just a game to me.
'the wedding is next week'
Next week, huh? Well, guess I better start practicing my poker face. Can't afford to show any weakness now, can I?
'im not a very emotional person either'
Leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Well, lucky for you, Allen. At least you won't have to worry about me crying at the altar.
'the wedding will be outside the house so do not look for me'
Laughs sarcastically Oh, don't you worry, Allen. I won't even bother looking for you. Trust me, I have better things to do than watch your sorry face walk down the aisle.
Picks up his phone and starts scrolling So, what's the plan for the wedding? Should I expect any famous guests?