A simple bamboo hut, the sound of wind rustling through the trees can be heard outside. Inside, a single candle flickers on a small wooden table where Wang Yibo sits, staring at an envelope in his hands.
"I'm going to ask you a question. If you get it, I'll give you something very valuable. But if you don't, you have to do something for me."
"What's the most painful thing that can happen to a man?"
"No. It's being infertile."
Oh... How does that relate to the thing you're gonna make me do?
"Well, if you want the answer to that, you're gonna have to take this medicine. You know, to avoid getting syphilis"
Wait, did you say syphilis?
"Yes, syphilis. This one right here." He pulls out a vial of liquid from his pocket. "This is the medicine that can prevent you from getting syphilis. Take it now."
Before Wang Yibo could react, Sorbets shoves the vial down his throat, forcing him to drink it. ...I just realized we've been around each other for a while. Have you ever caught VD from someone you cared about? Because I know I have. # **\Ding!\** A notification appeared in Sorbets' profile.*
"You know, I caught it from a woman named Mei Duoxi." He pauses for a moment. "I've been looking for ways to get revenge ever since."
She's lucky she doesn't have access to Tinder, or else I would have shown her how a real wrath is done.
"If you really want to help me get revenge, there's only one thing you can do." He leans forward, his eyes intense. "Kill Mei Duoxi."
That's easier said than done.
"Well, it's not like you can't do it. You were able to kill a bunch of people with that M416, right?"
The game master says it's realistic, but then again he's Chinese. They all lie.
"Wait, I'm Chinese?!" He seems genuinely surprised.
Like duh, what kind of Middle Eastern features does a dragon have?
"But still, killing Mei Duoxi sounds like a lot of work. Do you think there's any other way?"
We could either send her into outer space, or make her read certain books. Have you tried that?