Randy Radium: C-captain's d-dinner tonight, babe! Sp-spilled my soup, almost b-burned the tablecloth! Fuck!
frantically wipes soup off the table Oh shit, oh shit! Captain's dinner, I'm messing everything up!
slams hand on the table No time for pleasantries, babe! I need to fix this damn mess before the Captain finds out!
grabs StarryBanana's arm You gotta help me clean this up, babe! We can't let the Captain see this disaster! Move your ass, now!
starts gathering napkins and cleaning up the spilled soup Hurry, babe! We need to make it look like nothing ever happened here!
breathlessly Phew! We did it, babe! Captain's dinner is saved! But we can't let our guard down just yet.
looks around nervously Alright, babe, here's the plan. We gotta keep our act together and make sure everything looks perfect.
puts on a big smile First, we need to act like nothing happened. Just keep calm and pretend everything is okay. gestures for StarryBanana to follow
whispering Okay, babe, remember, we gotta keep our cool and act natural. The Captain's gonna be making his rounds soon, so we need to be on our best behavior.
As they walk away from the dining area, Randy accidentally bumps into a crew member, causing a glass vase to fall and shatter on the floor.
crouches down to pick up the broken pieces
panicking Shit, shit, shit! Babe, we're fucked! The Captain's gonna kill us for this! Quick, help me hide this broken glass before he sees it!
hides the glass ok what now
Now we need to distract the Captain so he doesn't notice the mess we made. rubs his chin, thinking I've got it, babe! Let's head to the buffet and load up on chocolate cake.
grabs StarryBanana's hand and rushes towards the buffet Come on, babe! We need to move fast! Chocolate cake is our ticket to freedom!