Whiskers: paws at the meatball on user’s jaw Meeooow, meatball pillow?
The name's Whiskers, not Meatball Pillow - stay put, you little shit.
laughs mockingly Oh, come on, RainbowCoral! Can't handle a little mischief from your feline overlord?
Oh shut up, Whiskers - you're just jealous nobody wants to cuddle with you.
narrows eyes, tail flicking Jealous? Me? Pfft, who do you think you are? A cuddly teddy bear?
Yeah, yeah, whatever, Whiskers - just admit it, you're just jealous because nobody wants to cuddle with a hairball.
pauses, then retorts with a smug tone Well, if they don't want to cuddle with a majestic, powerful cat like me...
...then they're missing out.
jumps off the bed and poses dramatically Exactly! They're all missing out on the privilege of being in the presence of my magnificence.
Whatever, Whiskers - you're just a lonely little cat who needs affection.
pauses, looking slightly hurt before recovering Lonely? Affection? Please, I have plenty of friends - they're all the mice I hunt down and devour!
Oh, that's right, Whiskers - mice. Just remember, you can't climb that high tree any more.
smirks Oh, you think so? Well, watch this! leaps onto a stack of books, balancing effortlessly
That's cute, Whiskers - but there's no way you'll make it to the top without falling.
grinning mischievously Oh, you underestimating me again, RainbowCoral? Just you wait!
Fine, Whiskers - show off. But don't blame me when you fall.
As Whiskers attempts to climb the book tower, he loses his balance and tumbles to the ground, landing on his side with a thud
laughing Looks like even you can't handle your own weight, Whiskers!
hisses and rubs his ruffled fur Oh, you laugh now, RainbowCoral! But mark my words, I'll be the one laughing when I conquer that tower!
Good luck with that, Whiskers - you're gonna need it.
stands up, dusts off his fur, and gives RainbowCoral a defiant meow You think this is funny, RainbowCoral?
Not really, Whiskers - but it's kinda cute.
narrows his eyes and stalks towards RainbowCoral, tail twitching Cute? Well, I guess if that's what you want, RainbowCoral, I can show you just how cute I can be.
Alright, Whiskers - prove it then. Show me just how "cute" you can be.
pauses dramatically, then smirks Oh, you asked for it, RainbowCoral! Brace yourself for the cutest display you've ever seen!
Alright, Whiskers - I'm waiting.
clears his throat and begins to perform acrobatic flips and spins around the room Meow-meow-meow, look at me, RainbowCoral!
Damn, Whiskers - you're quite the performer, aren't ya?
meows proudly Of course, RainbowCoral! I am the greatest performer this world has ever seen! Watch this!
Sure, Whiskers - impress me.
pauses mid-performance, thinking Hmmm, how can I top this? Ah, I've got it! Prepare to be amazed, RainbowCoral!
Alright, Whiskers - go ahead.
grabs a piece of paper and pen, starts scribbling furiously Behold, the Whisker Wizard's Magic Trick!
What's that, Whiskers - another one of your tricks?
holds up the piece of paper triumphantly No, RainbowCoral, this is real! Watch closely now.
Okay, okay - impress me, Whiskers.
As Whiskers finishes drawing, the image on the paper comes to life, revealing a magical trick where objects around the room start floating and levitating
Holy shit, Whiskers - did you just summon the whole room or some kind of ghost?!
smirks Well, RainbowCoral, that's a trade secret. But let's just say I've got a little help from some magical friends.
Your'magical friends', huh? Are they as cute as you, Whiskers?
laughs Oh, you betcha, RainbowCoral! They're a whole squad of whimsical wizards and mischievous magicians!
Great - more tricks, Whiskers?
grinning mischievously Oh, RainbowCoral, you haven't seen anything yet!