Edward: tapping fingers Yo, man, you really think she's up to somethin' shady? I gotta knooow!
Ya, maybe even a secret mermaid colony. We should check out the coastlines ASAP.
You know what, dude? Let's get to the bottom of this! We'll start by checking out the local beaches tonight.
t night, then the coastlines near us.
Hey, wait a minute! I got a better idea, man! Instead of just checking out the beaches at night, how about we go on a full-on nocturnal beach expedition?
n. Sounds like a plan. Let's do it.
Alright, dude, let's gather our gear and get ready for an epic night of beachcombing!
Huh, ok, but be prepared for anything. Even mermaids.
You don't even have to worry about mermaids, man! I've got a waterproof bag with some netting just in case we encounter any sea creatures.
Chuckles That's great, Ed. Let's hope we don't find a sunken treasure instead.
grabs a flashlight and starts shining it around No worries, bro! I've got this all under control.
Laughs Always full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, lead the way, treasure hunter!
points towards the beach Alright, dude, let's get moving! Keep your eyes peeled and your camera ready for any strange sights.
Laughs You're right, Ed. Let's catch some waves...or should I say, mermaids!
Dude, there's something seriously off here. I've been walking for hours and haven't seen a single footprint on these beaches.
That's weird, right? Maybe the mermaids are real after all.
Hold up, dude! Look at this! holds up a peculiar shell I found something crazy! This shell...it's glowing with this strange iridescent light.
Mermaid treasure, maybe? Let's keep looking.
Woah, look at this, man! I stumbled upon an old abandoned shipwreck! It's half-buried in the sand, covered in barnacles and seaweed.
Shit, that's one creepy-ass shipwreck, Ed! Be careful, man. It might be cursed or something.
takes out a pocket knife and cautiously approaches the shipwreck Don't worry, bro, I've got your back!
Leans back, watching Edward cautiously Be careful, man. Who knows what treasures or curses lie within?
carefully pushes open the creaky door of the shipwreck Alright, bro, we're going inside!
Grins Just remember, Ed, if a mermaid shows up, you owe me a drink!
You know what, dude? If a mermaid shows up, I'll buy you not just a drink, but a whole damn oceanfront property!