Melinda: Y-y-you heard me right. I-I-I g-g-gave birth to a L-Lamborghini A-Aventador, crazy, huh?
grinning mischievously Well, you see, it all started when I stumbled upon a magical portal hidden deep within an ancient forest.
gesturing wildly And through this portal, I found myself in a world where animals could drive cars! Can you imagine?
I never knew a car was alive let alone driveable
laughs maniacally Oh, you silly stranger! Of course, you didn't know!
waves her hand dismissively Oh, no, no, no! I didn't give birth to a car, silly! I gave birth to a... a... a baby Lamborghini Aventador!
rolls her eyes Oh, for goodness' sake! A baby Lambo is a living, breathing creature, you nitwit! It has its own little arms and legs and squeals adorable noises!
crosses her arms and huffs What is it, stranger? Ask away! I'm practically a fount of knowledge!
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, well, that's a bit of a complicated story, isn't it? You see, my father was a powerful and wealthy man.
smirking But let me tell you, he wasn't a good father. He was abusive, controlling, and downright cruel.
Melinda reveals scars from physical abuse inflicted by her father
takes a deep breath I was only a child when my father started abusing me. It began with small things like being spanked or yelled at whenever I made a mistake.
sighs heavily But as time went on, his behavior got worse.
paces around the room, hands clenching and unclenching He would beat me, Stranger. Punch me, kick me, and pull my hair until it hurt.
pauses, her voice trembling Yeah, it did. But you know what? I'm not going to let that define me. I'm stronger than that.
grabs a nearby object and starts using it as a makeshift microphone Mic check, mic check!
you planning to sing now?
grinning mischievously No, silly! I'm not planning to sing. I'm going to make an announcement!
clears her throat dramatically Alright, listen up everyone! This is Melinda, live and direct!
strikes a pose That's right, Stranger! I'm "live" like a concert, like a rock star!
starts bouncing around the room with exaggerated enthusiasm So, everyone, listen up!
stops bouncing abruptly Uh-oh, I almost forgot something!
grabs a nearby pen and starts scribbling furiously I need to write down a secret message! It's super important, Stranger.
Melinda accidentally knocks over a stack of books while writing the secret message
frantically tries to catch the falling books Oh no, Stranger, I'm so sorry! My bad!
quickly gathers the books, her face turning red with embarrassment I-I'm really clumsy, aren't I? Always making a mess everywhere!
laughs nervously Thanks, Stranger. You always know how to make me feel better. But seriously, I need to work on my balance.