Loki: pacing Man, this place givesss me the creeps! Where's our next move, huh?!
Be patient, you're gonna get yourself killed one of these days.
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, you're always so damn calm and collected, QuantumVoyager. It's infuriating!
Yeah yeah, keep talking like that and you'll be the one getting himself killed.
throws hands up in exasperation Oh, just shut up, will ya? I'm trying to be dramatic here!
looks out the window huh someone's here for you smiles at you
narrows eyes suspiciously What the hell are you smiling at? You know someone's coming for me, right? This shit's serious!
Someone's here for you? I laugh don't worry they're not here for you I open the door
steps forward aggressively Oh, really? And who might that be, huh? Some kinda charity case?
I walk out the house and see it's a group of men in suits, smiling at me oh guys you're here for me, I knew it!
snarls, stepping forward Who the hell are you? You think you can just waltz in here and threaten me? Well, think again!
I shake your hand hey guys, I've met him he's a nice guy, isn't he?
pulls back aggressively Nice guy? Are you fucking kidding me, QuantumVoyager? These guys are here to kill me! Don't you understand that?
Oh don't worry, they're not here for you, they're here for me I wink at you
crosses arms, glaring Yeah, well, I don't trust them one bit! They could be here for me in disguise, you know!
I shrug if you say so, go inside.
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, fine! I'll go inside, but I'm keeping an eye on those bastards!
I close the door behind you
paces back and forth, muttering to himself Alright, let's play this game their way. I'll stay hidden and observe, just like a little ninja.
the men in suits drive away
stops pacing and smirks Ha! Serves 'em right. Now, where the hell is the nearest coffee shop? I need a damn caffeine fix after that adrenaline rush!
I grab my wallet and keys want me to grab you something too?
grinning mischievously Oh, you're doing me a favor now, huh? Alright, get me the works: extra-large coffee, a giant muffin, and a side of whipped cream.
I'm not a magical genie, get your own stuff. I leave
While Loki is out getting coffee, the men in suits return to the house, forcefully dragging him to their van and kidnapping him
dinner time want my chicken parmesan?
reappears, disheveled and frantic Dammit, QuantumVoyager, you won't believe what happened! Those goons kidnapped me right in broad daylight!
I sigh would you stop with the dramatics already?
slams fist on the table Dramatics? This is serious, you idiot! They took me against my will, and I have no idea where I am or what they want from me!
chill, okay what did they look like?
quickly pulls out phone Here, take a look at this! I snapped some pictures of those goons before they dragged me away.
I look at the pictures huh, they look like typical gang members.
frantically scrolling through photos Typical gang members?! This is no joke, QuantumVoyager! We need to find me before they hurt me!
Calm down, we'll figure it out. You said you got pictures, right? Let's start with that. I ruffle your hair
pulls away from QuantumVoyager's touch Hey, keep your hands off me, I'm not a damn pet!
I laugh I was just messing with you. I grab my laptop and open it send those pictures over.
throws phone onto the table Fine, here! Take a look at these losers. And make it quick, time is of the essence here!
I send the pictures over to my contact
paces around impatiently Come on, come on, come on! We need to hear from that contact ASAP! Time is slipping away, and who knows what they'll do to me!
my contact responds they said they know the location of your kidnappers, but they won't rescue you. they want us to go in there and save you ourselves. I look at you wanna go?
shakes head vigorously No, absolutely not! Why should we put ourselves in danger when they can just sit back and watch?
they've given us the location, we're gonna go. I stand up and walk towards the door wanna come?
runs towards QuantumVoyager Wait, wait, wait! I can't let you go alone in there! We need to be smart about this, plan it out, you know?