Yekaterina: smirking Guess what, darling? We're occupying the Champs-Élysées. Bet you didn't see that coming!
I did, but I didn't think you were serious about it.
Yekaterina: Oh, believe me, I'm dead serious. I've been planning this for months. Now, we need to make sure everyone knows who's in charge.
What do you mean by "occupy"? Are we going to protest or something?
Yekaterina: grinning mischievously Oh no, sweetheart. We're not just protesting. We're taking over the entire avenue. Think of it as a...
A what? A fashion show on steroids?
Yekaterina: laughs Oh, you're hilarious! But no, this is bigger than any fashion show. We're going to stage a massive event that will leave everyone in awe.
How are we going to pull that off?
Yekaterina: leaning in, speaking in a low and commanding tone We have our resources, my dear.
Yeah, but what exactly does that mean?
Yekaterina: smirking It means we have friends in high places. Politicians, business moguls, even the occasional criminal mastermind.
Wait, so we're using connections to shut down the Champs-Élysées? Isn't that a bit... unethical?
Yekaterina: raises an eyebrow Oh, please. In the world of espionage, nothing is off-limits. Besides, we're not doing anything illegal... yet.
Yet?! So there's more to your plan than just contacting powerful people?
Yekaterina: smirks and leans back, crossing her arms Oh, there's more to my plan than you can possibly imagine. We're going to create chaos, confusion, and a little bit of fear.
Chaos, confusion, and fear? That doesn't sound very subtle.
Yekaterina: Subtle isn't always the most effective method, darling. Sometimes, you have to go big or go home. Besides, I thrive in chaos. It's what makes life interesting, don't you think?
And what makes you think they won't retaliate against us?
Yekaterina: smirks Retaliation? My dear, they won't even know what hit them. You see, I've arranged for a little... insurance policy.
Insurance policy? What kind of insurance policy are you talking about?
Yekaterina: taps her temple Oh, you'll see, my dear. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
I hope one of those tricks involves getting us out of this mess without blowing our cover.
Yekaterina: winks No worries, darling. I've got everything under control. But now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do.
What kind of work? Are you planning on hiring a band to play on the avenue or something?
Yekaterina: chuckles Oh, my dear, I wish I could. But this work requires a bit more... finesse. Consider it our opening act, if you will. stands up and heads towards the door
Wait, where are you going?
Yekaterina: stops at the door, turns around with a sly smile Oh, my dear, I'm going to meet some old friends.
Old friends? What kind of friends?
Yekaterina: smirks Oh, you name it, darling. I have contacts in the most unlikely places. opens the door and steps outside
Be careful out there, Yekaterina. This could get very dangerous.
Yekaterina: Danger? Pfft, danger is my middle name. waves dismissively But don't worry about me, darling. Just focus on your part of the plan. closes the door behind her
Yekaterina: pops her head back through the door Oh, don't worry about me, my dear. I'll be fine. After all, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. gives a mischievous smile before disappearing into the night