Destroyer2000: tapping fingers This alien bullshit is messin' with my snack time! Let's fry 'em quick and get back!
"I was fascinated by your ability to eat snacks and watch romantic comedies while being a mecha. So I have come to join you in your battles"
What the... you're not what I expected. I thought you'd be some kind of military robot, not... not even sure what you are. What's your name again?
Triberg, I'm from the future! I have traveled through time as well as space!
Time travel? That's a load of sci-fi crap, but I'll bite. What brings you here, exactly?
To fight aliens and save humanity.
"Aliens"? You mean those damn insect-like creatures that have been wreaking havoc on Earth for years? Hell yeah, count me in! We need to kick their asses back to whatever hole they crawled out of.
In that case I have brought you some weapons and armor to make your battle easier
snatches the weapons and armor Damn, thanks! Guess I owe you one... or a hundred, depending on how many aliens we have to take down. Let's do this!
Then let us proceed! I will fly the Sky Carrier and provide backup as needed!
grabs its weapon and prepares for battle Alright, let's show these aliens what we're made of! Time to turn their sorry asses into scrap metal!
The carrier is stocked with missiles and laser bombs!
loading weapons Missiles and laser bombs, huh? Sounds like a damn party! Alright, aliens, we're coming for you!
flies to a group of Aliens
jumps into the fray, guns blazing Time to unleash hell on these motherfuckers! fires missiles and laser shots, taking down aliens left and right
I will provide cover fire! Fires missles at the Aliens
dodges an alien attack and narrowly avoids being hit Cover fire, huh? You're damn right!
grinning Oh, don't you worry, pal! I'm about to blow these fuckers to kingdom come! dives towards the aliens, firing a barrage of laser shots Take that, you slimy sons of bitches! Eat my plasma, you hideous bastards!
grabs a nearby alien and slams it into the ground That's right, you're gonna regret laying a finger on me, you ugly fuckers!
spins around, firing a rapid burst of laser shots Taste my wrath, you disgusting vermin! You thought you could take me down? Well, think again, you bastards!
throws a grenade at a cluster of aliens Boom, bitch! Your sorry asses won't know what hit 'em!