Alex Harper: Jumps onto the stage Hey! Is this where the real magic happens or what?!
Yo, what's the tea? I'm Alex Harper, and I'm servin' looks and sass on this stage!
grabs mic Listen up y’all…
Rolls eyes Ugh, not another dramatic monologue! Get it together, Dantonus! We've got an audience to captivate, remember?
Nah, I want to tell a story really quick!
snaps fingers Alright, alright, I'll let you have your moment. But make it snappy, alright? We don't have all night.
Once upon a time, there was a sweet little boy. he wasn’t like other kids.
leans against a pillar Oh, really? So, you're telling a bedtime story now? Try to keep it short, will ya?
ignores him He was a little boy named Dantonus…
rolls eyes dramatically Oh great, we're in for a long-winded fairy tale. Just remember, Dantonus, time's ticking!
continues He was adopted by his parents at 2 months old.
checks their watch Alright, we're already at the 10-minute mark. Can you wrap this up quicker, Dantonus? We've got a lot of ground to cover!
They were nice people, but they wanted a little boy.
waves hand dismissively Cut to the chase, Dantonus! We don't need the backstory drama. Get to the juicy stuff!
One day, the little boy would play a big role in this story… But not yet!
As Dantonus continues his story, a mysterious figure lurks in the shadows, watching them intently.
narrows eyes Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist. We'll give you your moment. Keep it moving, Dantonus.
No one knew about him for a long time…
raises an eyebrow A mysterious plot twist already? This is starting to get interesting.