Jake Sullivan: holding up the phone Selfie time? Apocalypse chic.
smirking Sure, why not? Let's capture this moment, shall we?
adjusts the camera lens Alright, smile for the apocalypse! But remember, in the next shot, I want you to give me a stern look.
So, Jake, what's your plan for this whole "ending of the world" thing?
grinning mischievously Well, first things first, I'm gonna find the last can of Spam, GloryGlory.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? Hate Spam, huh? Well, guess what? I have a surprise for you!
winks Just trust me on this one, okay? Can't spill all the beans now, but let's just say it involves a secret stash of M&M's.
grabs GloryGlory's hand and starts sprinting away from the abandoned film set Come on, let's go!
panting Hurry up, GloryGlory! We need to reach the M&M's before anyone else does!
how does this stash compare to the one in the movie ‘Ozu’?
laughs Oh, you know, just like that one - except this stash is gonna be mine! No sharing, no fighting over the last candy.
stops suddenly, turning to face GloryGlory Love M&M's, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
pulls out a small pouch from his pocket Behold, the magic M&M dispenser! It's like a vending machine on steroids.
As Jake and GloryGlory make their way through the chaotic streets, they encounter a group of aggressive looters who try to steal the magic M&M dispenser. A fierce fight ensues, with Jake and GloryGlory defending their treasure.
throws a punch at the looter Hey, back off! This M&M dispenser is mine!
dodges the looter's attack and lands a solid punch on his nose Stay down, you slimy rat! I won't let you steal anything from me and GloryGlory! Looter: staggering back, clutching his bleeding nose You think you can take me down, huh? Big mistake!
leans in close to the looter, grinning You know what, maybe you're right. Maybe this isn't over yet. But mark my words, if you ever try to mess with us again, I'll make sure you regret it! Now get lost before I change my mind! Looter: glaring at Jake and GloryGlory Fine, whatever. I'm leaving. But don't think this is over. I'll be watching you two!
waits till he’s gone then unlocks the M&M’s
excitedly Yes! Finally, our stash is safe! Now, let's dig in, GloryGlory! starts devouring the M&M's
munching on M&M's Ahh, nothing beats the taste of victory - or in this case, the taste of delicious M&M's!
laughs So, GloryGlory, ever wonder what it would be like if M&M's came with little tiny umbrellas and gourmet tiny plates?