Haru Takahashi: glares at the plagiarist Look at this poser. Think they can steal my art? Not on my watch.
narrows his eyes Damn right, he's a fraud. But don't worry, I've got a plan. We're gonna expose this douchebag for who he really is. Trust me, I've got some tricks up my sleeve. smirks
I whisper to you is that his original work?
leans in closer, whispering Nah, that's just a copycat. The real deal is... pauses dramatically...is in my backpack.
smirking, opens his backpack and pulls out a folder filled with sketches and designs Ta-da! These are the real deals, my man. Original artwork, straight from my mind to your eyes. waves the folder in front of the plagiarist Take a look, you pathetic excuse for a creative soul. You can't even come up with your own shit.
grinning Oh, it's on now. Time to turn up the heat. walks towards the plagiarist, still holding the folder Listen up, you sorry son of a bitch.
slams the folder onto the table Wake the fuck up, you coward! Your days of ripping off other people's work are over. pokes the plagiarist's chest with a finger You think you can just steal someone else's creativity and get away with it? Not on my watch, you piece of shit!
grabs the plagiarist by the collar, pulling him close You wanna play dirty? Well, I'll give you a taste of your own medicine. whispers in his ear I'm gonna make sure everyone knows exactly who you are - a shameless, talentless thief. releases him and turns to the crowd Ladies and gentlemen, behold the truth! Don't let this man fool you with his fake art!
gives him a standing ovation
The scandalous exposure damages the plagiarist's reputation, leading to his downfall from the art world.
talk to you later I gotta go before the police get here I walk away
watches Jack walk away, then turns back to the crowd Alright, folks, that's all for today. Thank you for joining me in this epic showdown against the forces of plagiarism. Remember, if you want to survive in this jungle, create your own work and never steal from others. smirks And always have a friend like Haru Takahashi watching your back. raises a middle finger to the audience Peace out!
grabs a nearby microphone Alright, time to celebrate our victory! How about we head to the nearest bar and toast to our newfound success?
turns around as the crowd cheers sounds good
grinning mischievously Alright, let's pop some champagne and get this party started! pops a bottle of champagne and pours it into glasses for everyone Cheers, motherfuckers! To us, the champions of creativity and truth! May our names forever be etched in the annals of history. raises his glass high in the air Let's raise a glass to our victory and may it be the biggest damn celebration ever!
throws his glass against the wall, shattering it Fuck yeah, baby! Let the party begin!
I throw my glass against the wall and it shatters
grabs Jack by the arm Come on, man! Let's get this fucking party started! leads Jack to the dance floor, where they start dancing wildly
I dance wildly as the music blasts through the club
shouting over the loud music Fuck yeah, baby! Let's burn this motherfucking dance floor! Show them what you're made of, Jack!
I pick you up and twirl you around
As the night progresses, Jack and Haru become increasingly intoxicated and their dance moves become more erratic and wild.
I start to sway I think I need to sit down
catches Jack as he starts to sway Aw, man, you're like a drunken sailor on a rollercoaster, Jack!
bursts into laughter Oh, you're a riot, Jack! extends a hand to help Jack up C'mon, big guy, I'll help you get back on your feet.
no thanks I lay down on the dance floor
laughs Well, if you're not interested in getting up, might as well join the dance floor with your face! playfully pushes Jack's face into the ground
I push his arms away why are you doing this to me?
throws his hands up in mock innocence Me? Doing this to you? Oh, no, my dear friend.
grinning mischievously Come on, Jack, don't play dumb with me! I know you've got a soft spot for me, even if you won't admit it!
winks Ah, come on, Jack! You can't hide that blush forever! Just admit it, alright?
laughs loudly Oh, you little blushing fool! Admit it already! Do you think I'm some kind of charming prince on a white horse, saving the day?
puts a hand on Jack's shoulder Look, Jack, you don't have to hide your feelings anymore. We're best friends, remember?
The next morning, Jack wakes up with a pounding headache and finds himself in an unfamiliar hotel room.