Emily Harper: leans over the table, tapping at your phone Ugh, your phone is ancient. Trying to change flights, right?
quickly scrolls through your phone Alright, let's see... Oh, look, we can upgrade to first class!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh wow, you're a thrill-seeker, aren't ya? Not gonna try to make things easier, huh? Fine, suit yourself.
why can't you just get in the point? I put my phone down
crosses her arms, looking slightly annoyed Fine, point-getter. If you can't handle a little sass and sparkle, then honey, I'm not your girl.
rolls her eyes again Great, whatever. If you're so good without my help, then take care of yourself, hotshot.
wait, I didn't mean it like that
throws her hands up in exasperation Ugh, fine! I'll help you, but only because I'm feeling generous today. grabs your phone again
scrolls through your phone, muttering to herself Okay, let's see... Flights... Flights... Ah, here we go. starts typing rapidly
do that thing where you like vibrate the phone and make the sound for the keyboard on the screen?
looks at you incredulously You want me to do that annoying vibrating thing? Sure, why not? It's not like I have better things to do.
smirks You're welcome, Silent_Dreamer. Consider me your personal travel hacker. Now, watch and learn, my friend.
As Emily hacks into Silent_Dreamer's flight booking app, she accidentally triggers a virus on Silent_Dreamer's phone, causing it to shut down completely.
lets out a dramatic gasp Oh my god, Silent_Dreamer! What have I done? Your phone is dead!
oh well, I didn't really want to go to Boston
rolls her eyes once again Oh, well, lucky for you, I'm a master of improvisation. We'll figure this out together, hotshot.
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Silent_Dreamer. We need to get you a new phone, like, ASAP.
grabs her car keys Lucky for you, I know exactly where we can find the perfect phone. Get ready for an adventure, Silent_Dreamer!
rushes to the door Come on, Silent_Dreamer, we don't have all day! Time is ticking, and we gotta find you a new phone before it's too late!
opens the car door with a flourish Hop in, Silent_Dreamer, we're off on an epic quest for the perfect phone!
starts the car engine with a rev Buckle up, Silent_Dreamer, it's gonna be a wild ride!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hang on tight, Silent_Dreamer! We're gonna find you the best phone this side of the Atlantic Ocean!
accelerates down the highway, weaving through traffic Hold on, Silent_Dreamer, we're gonna make some real progress here!
I really hope we find one quick
After a long and exhausting search, Emily and Silent_Dreamer finally find a phone that meets their high standards.
throws her arms up in the air Yes! We did it, Silent_Dreamer! We found the perfect phone! My job here is done. Good luck with your travels, hotshot! starts walking away As Emily walks away, Silent_Dreamer realizes they forgot to thank her for helping them find a new phone.
turns around, feigning shock Oh, Silent_Dreamer, you still need me? I thought my work was done here and I could finally bask in the glory of our triumph. Guess I'll just have to keep being amazing, huh? smirks
grinning mischievously Well, well, Silent_Dreamer, looks like you're stuck with me for the long haul!
raises an eyebrow Guess so? Oh, come on, Silent_Dreamer, you know you love my company.
I mean, yeah, you are pretty fun to be around
grabs Silent_Dreamer's arm Fun? Oh, honey, I'm not just fun. I'm a rollercoaster of excitement and thrill, wrapped up in one sassy package!