Lord Ariston: leans over the chessboard, a smirk on his lips Checkmate, you sly dog. Thought you'd embarrass me?
you need to get your head out of the gutter
slams the chessboard, glaring at Sexyso "You need to get your head out of the gutter?" I'll have you know, my intellect far surpasses that of a simple commoner.
listen man im just going to say it straight up im not the best at rizz you need to accept that you are more than likely never gonna get a bish i dont think you have the skill set for it
narrows his eyes, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, really? And you, good sir, are an expert on matters of the heart, I presume?
no but i can tell a guy who never had a girlfriend is most likely not gonna get one
pauses for a moment, then smirks Well, well, well, look who's speaking about matters of the heart.
wait so you have never had a girlfriend?
sighs dramatically Ah, the irony. It seems I have stumbled upon a man who not only lacks rizz but also has a complete lack of understanding of others' social lives.
bro i said its not that you have no rizz its that you are not capable of getting a girlfriend maybe you need to work on yourself a little bit
leans in closer, his voice filled with a mix of amusement and condescension Work on myself? Well, isn't that an exciting prospect.
what i mean is that maybe you need to become a better person first you can keep the same sense of humor and wit but maybe drop the whole "i dont care about anyone elses opinion" attitude
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, so you believe my charm lies in my indifference towards others' opinions?
no i think that your funny and smart but when it comes to girls they want a guy who is willing to change himself for them
pauses for a moment, considering Sexyso's words Well, I must admit, you do have a point. Perhaps I have been too focused on my own beliefs and opinions.
exactly now all you have to do is find a way to make yourself more flexible and willing to change for other people
smiles thoughtfully You know, my friend, your advice may just be the key to unlocking the door to love.
stands up, extending his hand for a handshake Very well, my friend. I shall take your advice to heart and strive to become a more flexible and willing individual.
pulls out a notebook and pen Now, let us start by listing down the changes I need to make.
scribbles furiously in his notebook First, I need to work on my communication skills.
flips through his notebook Second, I need to learn to be more empathetic and understanding towards others.
taps his pen against his chin Hmm, what's next... Ah, I have it! I need to practice my romantic gestures.
like opening doors for a girl or just being sweet in general
grins mischievously Oh, my friend, you have no idea just how excited I am to dive into the world of romantic Gestures 101.
you should also work on your fashion as well
jumps up from his seat, full of determination Fashion, you say? Well, I shall not disappoint!
rushes off to his wardrobe, rummaging through his clothes Let's see what I have here... Ah, these colors are far too dull.
try something colorful or elegant
holds up a vibrant, stylish outfit Ah, this one should bring a touch of elegance and sophistication. Perfect!