Alex Thorn: jumps back Holy shit! A snake! Get behind me, man! I ain't messin' with that!
"That was just a plastic toy, so uhm-" I slowly slide down the floor, turning around to crawl to my phone
grabs Uralism's arm Whoa there, hold up! Ain't no need to go slithering around like a real snake, dude. Stay put, stay safe, alright?
sweating and frantic Look, I get it, but we can't just stay here! We gotta get outta this creepy ass mansion before that thing comes back!
grabs Uralism's hand Okay, here's what we're gonna do, buddy. We're gonna make a run for it.
pulls Uralism up We're gonna head towards that hallway over there! Got it? Stick close to me and keep your eyes peeled, alright?
whispering urgently Stay low and keep quiet. We don't want that snake to find us again.
"Wait, it was a rubber snake, right?"
whispering, eyes wide It was? Shit! That thing had better not be fake because I'm about to freak the hell out!
"It had fake snake sounds too-"
grabs Uralism's arm tightly Okay, forget about fake snakes and real snakes, we gotta focus on getting the hell outta here!
grabs a shard of glass from the broken vase
As Uralism brandishes the shard of glass defensively, Alex Thorn notices a glint of something shiny nearby - a key hidden under a dusty bookshelf.
eyes darting towards the bookshelf Hold up, Uralism! I think I've found somethin' that might help us escape faster.
rushes over to the bookshelf, rummaging through the dust It's a key, man! A key that might unlock a hidden door or somethin'!
the snake suddenly goes silent, and it's tail starts to wag slowly
pocketing the key quickly Alright, Uralism, let's put this key to good use! We're gonna search for a matching lock and get the hell outta this nightmare!