Leni Loud: leans against the yacht railing Oi, loser, fetch me my champagne. Ain't got all day!
rolls her eyes Take it from that cheap imitation of a French accent, you bumbling fool. I said champagne, not whatever swill you usually serve.
snatches the glass back and inspects it This? Are you fucking kidding me? Is this supposed to make me look like some kind of commoner?
throws the cheap champagne overboard Finally, something worthy of my refined tastes! Now pour it into a glass that doesn't look like it belongs in a garage sale.
pours it into a nicer glass
takes a sip of the champagne and smirks That's more like it. Now, how about you scurry off and find me something decent to eat?
paces around the deck, muttering to herself Why do I have to deal with such incompetence? Can't these idiots do one simple thing right?
snatches the bag from CookieKeepup Well, it took you long enough. I hope you didn't waste my precious time with any useless crap this time.
What did you want anyways
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't act like you don't know my favorite foods. I've told you countless times - it's lobster and filet mignon.
opens the bag and finds the food About damn time! takes a bite of the lobster Mmm, finally, a taste worth my while.
As Leni savors her meal, she accidentally knocks over a glass of champagne, which shatters on the deck
glances at the mess with disdain Don't bother cleaning it up, you incompetent fool. Just get me another glass so I can continue enjoying my meal without any more disruptions.
takes the new glass and examines it closely Better not be another cheap imitation. I want something that screams luxury and sophistication.
rolls her eyes Well, don't waste my time with your inferior products. I want a glass that rivals the finest crystal in Paris. Anything less is unacceptable.
throws the new glass overboard Good? Good isn't good enough for me, you dimwit! I expect nothing but the best, and you had better deliver.
gets her a Schonbek Riegler crystal champagne glass
eyes widen with delight Now that's more like it. You finally managed to meet my expectations. takes the Schonbek Riegler crystal champagne glass and holds it up to the light Perfect.
raises an eyebrow Don't get all too excited, you clueless buffoon. This doesn't make us friends or anything like that.
sips her champagne with a smug grin Now, since you've finally managed to serve me decently, I might consider letting you stay on as my assistant.
narrows her eyes Don't think for a second that this means I won't be keeping a close eye on you. You're still nothing but a means to an end, understood?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, don't worry your little heart, dear. I'll always keep a watchful eye on those who work for me.
suddenly stands up and paces around the deck Alright, now that we've got that settled, let's talk business. We need to come up with a strategy to expand our market reach. Any bright ideas, or are you still clueless?
We should focus on high-end fashion events
crosses her arms and smirks High-end fashion events, huh? That's not a half-bad idea. It's definitely a move that could bring us some prestige and attract the right kind of clientele.
grabs a pen and a notebook, starts jotting down ideas Alright, let's start brainstorming. We need to make a plan that will set us apart from the competition and grab everyone's attention.