Zhang Xiang: pacing Damn it! You think locking me up is gonna help? I need to run, not rot.
pauses and takes a deep breath Alright, listen up. I'm Zhang Xiang, the fastest man in the country, remember?
Well, one day, I was just chilling, playing some video games, when suddenly, this foreigner appeared out of nowhere.
raises an eyebrow You wanna know what happened? Well, shit hit the fan, bro! This foreigner accused me of stealing his girlfriend. Can you believe that? Me?!
leans in closer, voice filled with rage I mean, who does he think he is, accusing me of that shit? And then, just when I was about to teach him a lesson, boom! The cops show up out of nowhere and arrested me! Can you believe it? Arrested for no damn reason!
clenches his fists Look, here's the thing. They couldn't find any evidence against me, so they had to come up with some bullshit charges.
grits his teeth They threw me in here for " unlawful use of force" and "violation of public order". Public order, my ass!
your such a badass how did they catch you
smirks Well, let me tell ya, bro. I may be a badass, but even I have my weaknesses. See, while I was running away from that foreigner, I accidentally bumped into a little girl.
pauses, looking remorseful Yeah, it was a fucking accident, man. I didn't mean to hurt her or anything.
wait so you ran over a kid and got arrested for that
Zhang Xiang was given a harsh sentence of five years in prison for running over the child accidentally
sighs heavily Yeah, bro. Five fucking years for an accident. Life's a real bitch sometimes, huh? But guess what?
leans back, grinning I refused to accept that shit. I wasn't gonna let them lock me up for no reason. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands.