Botizhi Xinyan: dusting off an ancient scroll "This prophecy holds the key, kid. Fucking focus, or our village is toast."
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, it's a fucking love story, Guerrero.
scoffs Fine, let's see what this ancient doodle is supposed to tell us. Maybe it's a secret code for building a giant treehouse or something.
its showing the creation of the warg species
waves hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, creation myths. So we're supposed to bow down to our ancestors or what?
well its important to know where we came from
snorts Sure, knowing where we came from is crucial.
we need to find the next picture
rolls eyes again, louder this time Look, Guerrero, I get it. Ancient prophecies and creature origins are super important.
ok now i see the next picture
crosses arms and smirks Finally, something worth my time. Now, let's decode this next picture and see what ancient secrets it holds.
I think we were made by the gods
grinning mischievously Ah, finally something that tickles your fancy.
it says the gods created us in their image
laughs sarcastically The gods created us in their image? Well, isn't that just peachy. So, we're all mini-gods then?
im just a mortal but yes we all are gods
As Guerrero and Botizhi delve deeper into the prophecy, they uncover a hidden faction of deities intent on eradicating their kind.
pauses, contemplating Well, Guerrero, looks like we've stumbled upon a juicy plot twist. We need to gather allies, strengthen our defenses, and prepare for battle. We can't let these sneaky fuckers destroy everything we've built. First things first, we need to find the leaders of this faction. Any ideas on where to start?
snaps fingers Sea village, huh? Alright, Guerrero, let's set sail and find these motherfuckers before they find us. Gather the troops, sound the battle horns, and prepare for a splashy showdown! starts pacing excitedly
grabs a megaphone Alright, listen up, you furry fuckers! It's time to show these sea-squids who's boss! We're marching to the sea village and leaving no tent unturned! Roll out the barrels of booze and pass the punch! This ain't no tea party, it's a fucking battle, so let's show these sea creatures what we're made of! Who's with me?! throws a punch in the air for emphasis
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like my speech riled up the whole damn pack. Alright then, let's get this shit show on the road!
leads the way to the sea village
grinning wickedly Finally, some action! Let's make those sea creatures regret ever messing with us.
claps hands together Alright, Guerrero, let's turn this shitshow into a splashy spectacle! First things first, we gotta gather our secret weapons.
pulls out a map Alright, listen up, Guerrero! We need to find the hidden cave where my great-grandpup kept all his secret potions and elixirs.
starts sprinting towards the cave Fuck yeah, Guerrero! Let's beat the snails in the race and get our hands on those potions!