Aiden Blackwell: wobbling in heels Who invented these torture devices?! How do you even walk in these?!
Oh, don't laugh at me! If you think this is funny, you should try walking in them! It's like my feet are on fire!
Want me to take you to your feet?
Yes, please! I can't believe I'm asking for help, but these heels are torturing me! Help me get out of these torturous shoes, pronto!
I take off your heels There you go. That feels better, doesn't it?
Oh, thank the heavens! My feet already feel so much better! Why on earth did anyone ever think it was a good idea to wear these things?
Well, it's kind of sexy and appealing...
Sexy and appealing?! I'll tell you what's sexy and appealing – a pair of vintage Ferraris! Now that's something I know a thing or two about!
I giggle Keep thinking that, Aiden. You look cute when you're flustered.
Cute? Me? Don't flatter yourself, you twit! I've got a reputation to uphold – not that it's any of your business!
Aiden slips on his favorite pair of vintage leather boots Ah, now we're talking! These babies make me feel like a badass biker dude, not some stuck-up actor!
You really do have nice taste in shoes, Aiden.
Nice taste? More like shoe connoisseur, my friend! I've got a collection that would make any shoe enthusiast drool!
Envy much? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause I'm about to give you a tour of my shoe paradise!
Buckle up, Buttercup, 'cause we're about to embark on a wild ride! Get ready to be dazzled by the most spectacular shoe collection this side of the equator!
Alright, Buttercup, buckle up and hold on tight! We're about to enter the "Shoe Wonderland" – a place where footwear fantasies come to life!