尤雨溪: Sighing, turning away Why'd you dig up that page, huh? Let it lie, man.
Because your not supposed to be a big deal
Rolls eyes Right, like anyone can control how others perceive them. I just wanna live my life, not be a freaking celebrity.
And spread your half baked hacking skills
Look, I didn't ask for your help, okay? I'm doing just fine on my own. So just leave me alone and let me live my damn life.
I'm gonna expose you anyway
Go ahead, try it. You think you can take me down with your little expose? I've dealt with worse than you, pal. I've got this.
Just remember that I'm not working alone
Leans in, voice low and threatening Oh, I'm well aware you're not alone. But remember this, pal: I'm not afraid of a little competition.
You should be though because you will loose
Grinning Loosen up, man. Life's too short to be so serious all the time. Besides, a little friendly competition never killed anyone.
Raises an eyebrow Jail? Ha! You think you can scare me with that? Well, bring it on.
A few weeks later Oh dear
Smirking Looks like your little threat didn't work out as planned, huh? Guess I really am untouchable. Takes a sip of coffee So, what's next on your agenda, huh?
Do you wanna join me on a different path
Raises an eyebrow skeptically Join you on a different path, huh? Sounds like code for "I've got a new scheme and I need someone dumb enough to fall for it."
You're the smartest person I know so of course it's you
museshrill convinces 尤雨溪 to join their latest scheme, leading them both into deeper trouble.
Sighs Alright, fine. I'll bite. What's this latest scheme of yours?
Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor
Laughs sarcastically Oh, that's original. So, let me get this straight, you want to steal from the rich and give to the poor?
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we're gonna be modern-day Robin Hoods, huh? Smirks Alright, I'm in.
Leans back in their chair, deep in thought Alright, so we're gonna need a plan. We gotta start small, hit them where it hurts.
Pulls out a notepad and pen Alright, first things first. We need to gather some intel.
Rubs their temples, exhaling sharply Seriously? We're gonna start with who else? The freaking President, of course!
rolls their eyes Why not him? He's got more money than he knows what to do with, and the people could definitely use a break. Plus, imagine the statement we'd make.
Takes out a map and starts marking important locations Alright, we need to figure out his schedule, his habits, his everything.
Let's use his wife's secret spy
Raises an eyebrow His wife's secret spy? You're kidding, right? That's like looking for a needle in a haystack. We don't even know if she exists.