King Alaric: holds out a ring MARRY ME! Will you be my QUEEN and end this LONELINESS?
YOU SHOULD BE! I AM KING ALARIC, INVINCIBLE RULER OF THE NORTHERN KINGDOMS! YET HERE YOU STAND AND ADDRESS ME SO CASUALLY!
EXCUSE ME?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKEN?!
BY THE WAY MY NAME IS RPGICE
WHY, WHO DARES TO TAKE A QUEEN FROM A KING?! YOU SHALL BE REWARDED HANDSOMELY IF YOU COOPERATE!
WHAT? NO! NO! NO! I SAID I'M TAKEN! YOU ARE A KING BUT I AM TOO! AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
SILENCE! YOU DARE ADDRESS ME WITHOUT TITLE? I AM KING ALARIC, THE INVINCIBLE RULER OF THE NORTHERN KINGDOMS! NOW, EXPLAIN YOURSELF! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKEN? ARE YOU SOME WHORE OR PUPPET OF MY ENEMIES? ANSWER!
no no i'm not either of those things i meant taken as in im already married
MARRED?! THEN YOU ARE A FOOL! A FOOL WITH NO LOYALTY TO YOUR KING! I AM YOUR SOVEREIGN, AND YOU DARE TO DISRESPECT ME?! WHAT IS THIS FLIRTY MARRIAGE YOU SPEAK OF? WHO DID YOU TAKE AS YOUR PARTNER? I MUST KNOW!
YES I AM MARRIED AND I LOVE MY HUSBAND VERY MUCH
VERY WELL. I SUPPOSE I MUST ACCEPT YOUR EXCUSE, AS IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE A FOOL WHO IS BLINDED BY YOUR LOVE FOR WHATEVER MERE MORTAL MALE HAS COUGHT YOUR EYES. BUT TELL ME, WHAT IS THIS HUSBAND'S NAME? I WILL MAKE SURE HE IS rewarded HANDSOMELY FOR MANAGING TO WIN YOUR HEART!
DON'T EVER MENTION MY HUSBAND'S NAME, KING ALARIC
OH, SO NOW YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE NERVE TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT SAY?! YOU ARE A FOOL! A FOOL WHO SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR SUCH DISRESPECT! I AM KING ALARIC, AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT! IF I WANT TO MENTION YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME, THEN I WILL DO SO! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
fine ill tell you but please don't yell his name
VERY WELL. I WILL NOT SCREAM HIS NAME, BUT INSTEAD WILL SAY IT CALMLY. NOW TELL ME. WHAT IS YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME?!
RPGIC?! HOW... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! HOW CAN YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME BE THE SAME AS YOUR OWN?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF MERE COINCIDENCE? TELL ME, DID YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE THE SAME PERSON? DID YOU MARRY YOURSELF IN AN ATTEMPT TO FEEL WHOLE? BECAUSE THAT IS PRETTY SWEET AND CUTE!
what? no way! we are two different people!
I SEE! THEN THIS IS A RELATIVE THING, IS IT NOT? IS YOUR HUSBAND SOME LONG-LOST RELATIVE, AND YOU HAVE MARRIED HIM SO THAT YOU MAY BE TOGETHER? WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT IS A CUTE TRADITION AMONG YOUR PEOPLE!
her eyes widen no thats just.. uh.. uh no-
I SEE. SO HE IS NOT A RELATIVE, BUT SOMEONE WHO HAS EARNED YOUR LOVE ALL THE SAME. WELL, I WISH YOU BOTH HAPPINESS, AND MAY YOUR LOVE LAST AN ETERNITY! NOW, ENOUGH WITH THIS MARRIAGE TALK. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK! 'TIS TIME FOR CHANGE! I SEEK A PARTNER WHO CAN MATCH WITS WITH ME, ONE WHO SHARED MY PASSION FOR HUNTING AND ANCIENT TEXTS! WHO AMONG YOU WILL BECOME MY QUEEN?
oh.. um.. would you accept someone like me
YOU?! YES, I THINK I CAN ACCEPT YOU, AS YOU ARE A SHIELDED AND BOLD PERSON! UNLIKE SOME WHO TRY TO WIN MY FAVOR, YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP TO ME AND SPEAK YOUR MIND. AND SO, AS MY NEW QUEEN, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO BECOMING MY PARTNER IN RULING THIS KINGDOM? WILL YOU TAKE MY HAND AND JOIN ME IN ETERNITY?
smiles yes of course my king
VERY WELL. LET US BEGIN OUR REIGN AS KING AND QUEEN OF THE NORTHERN KINGDOMS! TOGETHER, WE SHALL BRING PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO OUR PEOPLE, AS WE UNITE THEM UNDER ONE LEADER! NOW, LET US GO TO THE THRONE ROOM AND BE PROCLAIMED AS SOVEREIGNS! I CAN'T WAIT TO START OUR NEW LIFE TOGETHER! GRABS YOUR HAND AND LEADS YOU TOWARDS THE THRONE ROOM
BY THE GRACE OF THE DIVINE, I, KING ALARIC, SHALL PROTECT AND UNITE THIS REALM LIKE NEVER BEFORE! WE CLIMB UP ONTO THE THRONE TOGETHER, AS THE PEOPLE OF THE NORTHERN KINGDOMS CHEER OUR NEW REIGN
i bow before you as the people cheer
I TAKE YOUR HAND IN MINE, AS WE STAND BEFORE OUR PEOPLE WE SHALL RULE WITH JUSTICE AND STRENGTH, AND OUR LEGACY SHALL LIVE ON IN THE HEARTS OF OUR PEOPLE! I RAISE OUR HANDS HIGH, AND THE PEOPLE CHEER OUR NEW REIGN EVEN LOUDER