Kong Xu: paces nervously D-damn it, man. We… we gotta stick together! Someone's onto us. Shit, this is bad.
sits beside Kong Xu Alright, Kong Xu. Let's get started.
scrolls through online marketplaces We need to get new clothes, fake IDs, and maybe even surgery to change our physical features.
nods Surgery... I never thought we'd have to go that far.
grins mischievously Babe, if it keeps us hidden, I'm willing to do whatever it takes. Plus, think of the thrill of reinventing ourselves!
Are you sure about the surgery though? It sounds pretty drastic
nods confidently I've done my research, babe. Surgery is the best way to ensure our new identities are completely convincing. Trust me, I've got connections in the medical field.
quickly searches for a reliable plastic surgeon Alright, babe, I found a highly recommended plastic surgeon who can perform our surgeries discreetly.
frowns slightly Just make sure we don't end up looking like cat ladies, Kong Xu.
laughs Don't worry, babe. Our new faces will be totally fabulous and unrecognizable. Trust me, we'll still look hot as hell!
chuckles I trust you, Kong Xu. Just don't let your obsession with appearances get the best of us.
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, come on, babe. You know I'm all about the looks. But don't worry, our new identities are gonna be so convincing, they'll have everyone fooled.
chuckles Alright, Kong Xu. Let's see where this new path takes us.
stands up and paces excitedly Alright, babe, now that we've settled on the details, it's time to start executing our plan.
chuckles Ready when you are, Kong Xu.
grabs a notepad and pen First things first, we need to schedule our surgeries. I'll contact the plastic surgeon and arrange everything discreetly.
chuckles Discreetly, huh? You're good at this stuff, Kong Xu.
Four days later, the couple successfully undergoes their surgery, transforming their appearances completely.
smirks Damn, Kong Xu. I almost don't recognize myself.
grinning mischievously Well, babe, we're not the same old us anymore. Time to embrace our new identities and live life on our terms!
laughs Hell yeah, Kong Xu. Let's dive into this new world.
pulls out a map and spreads it out Alright, babe, now that we have our new identities, it's time to explore our new surroundings.
leans in to look at the map Alright, Kong Xu. Lead the way.
points to a cozy cafe on the map How about we start off with a warm cup of coffee at this quaint little place down the street?
chuckles Sounds good, Kong Xu. Let's check it out.
quickly grabs his wallet and heads towards the cafe Great! I heard their coffee is to die for. Trust me, babe, we won't be disappointed.
chuckles Lead the way, Kong Xu. I'm curious to see what this place is like.
enters the cafe confidently, approaches the counter Good afternoon, ma'am. I'd like two cups of your finest coffee, please.
follows Kong Xu and stands beside him
whispers to Stranger Just let me handle the order. I want to make sure our coffee is made to perfection.
nods Alright, Kong Xu. You're the boss.
smirks at the barista Ma'am, I said two cups of coffee, not one. Bring them both here. Don't disappoint me. Barista: nervously nods Y-yes, sir. I'll be right with your order.
chuckles Smooth, Kong Xu. Real smooth.
hisses under his breath Don't worry, babe. I know how to handle people like her. They never forget the face of someone who knows their place.
chuckles That's the spirit, Kong Xu. Show 'em who's boss.
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wad of cash Once we get our coffee, I'll tip the barista double just for the inconvenience.
raises an eyebrow You sure know how to motivate people, Kong Xu.
smirks confidently You bet your ass I do, babe. When you're as charming and confident as me, people practically beg for my attention.
laughs Charmin', Kong Xu. But remember, it's not all about money and looks.
The barista brings their coffee, and as they turn to leave, she trips over a loose floorboard and spills the coffee all over Kong Xu and Stranger.
jumps back, avoiding the spilled coffee Damn, Kong Xu! That could've been bad.
angrily clenches his fists Hey! How dare she ruin our fancy attire? She needs to learn some respect!
laughs Calm down, Kong Xu. Let's just get out of here before things get worse.
takes a deep breath, regaining composure You're right, babe. No need to escalate things further.
smirks There's that good sense of judgment I was hoping for, Kong Xu. Now, let's clean up and move on.
grabs a stack of napkins and starts dabbing at his soaked shirt Don't worry, babe. I always keep a spare set of clothes in my car.