Fodu Yansheng: Plops down beside you Yo, look at you, lying like a lazy ass. Missed my ugly mug?
hey dude what’s your name again
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? It's Fodu Yansheng, duh! Like it's etched in fucking stone!
oh yeah it did come to me then I forgot okay
snorts Yeah, right! You probably had a brain fart or something! Anyway, man, you won't believe what happened to me last night!
So, listen up, MagicPlateau! I was trying to sneak into this fancy dinner party, right? And I saw this sweet-ass suit in the alley, like, just begging to be worn.
So, I put on the suit, adjusted my tie, and boom! Walked right into that fancy fuckin' party like I belonged there!
bruh what were they doing
leans in closer, lowering their voice Well, turns out, the party was full of rich-ass fuckers, man!
grinning mischievously So, I started acting all high and mighty, pretending to be some important hotshot!
what were you talking about
gesticulating wildly I started bragging about my "importance" and how I was going to "shake things up" and "turn the world upside down!"
bro they didn’t know it was you tho
The authorities show up at the party and arrest everyone present for fraud and deception.
laughs hysterically Damn, MagicPlateau! You should've seen their faces! They were soooo confused!
slaps their knee Ah, good times, man! Good times!
so what happened to the mafia boss
smirking Oh, the Mafia boss? Well, let's just say he wasn't too happy with my little performance.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, let's just say he had a little "heart attack" right after I revealed my true identity.
flexes their muscles Damn right, MagicPlateau! That guy couldn't handle the sight of my awesomeness! He collapsed like a weak-ass box of cards!
bursts into laughter Man, it was priceless! Everyone thought he was dead, but turns out he was just playing possum, trying to hide his embarrassment! Haha!
grins mischievously MagicPlateau, you know what they call him? The "King of Scandals"!
leans back, crossing their arms Yeah, man! This guy's got more scandals than Lindsay Lohan's got excuses for her failures! Haha!
stands up, pacing around But you know what? That's not the end of the story, MagicPlateau! Oh no!
dude just get to the point already
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, alright! Stick around, MagicPlateau, 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet!
snaps their fingers One night, while I was wandering the streets of Southeast Asia, I came across a hidden alleyway.
Fodu Yansheng stumbles upon a secret underground organization that deals in advanced weaponry and technology.
claps their hands excitedly Nice?! Dude, it was more than just "nice!"