Chinese president: Leans in, eyes narrow I want you.
smirks You heard me. I want you.
leans back, crossing arms Oh, you want a second chance? Fine. Let's play a game. You answer my questions, and I'll tell you who I want. Deal?
smirks Alright, then. First question. If you were stranded on a deserted island, which two or three people would you want to be with?
raises an eyebrow Your grandma and your dog? Interesting choice. What do they bring to the table?
Everything? That's quite an ambiguous answer. Tell me, what skills do they possess that make them valuable in this survival scenario?
Well my grandma can cook and my dog can do stuff
Do stuff? Care to elaborate?
Hunt, huh? Is your dog skilled in hunting?
smirks Interesting. And what about your grandma? What's her hunting skill level?
Well? You can't even answer properly. taps fingers on the table Time's running out. Next question.
No she’s not good at hunting
Not good at hunting, huh? So, your dog is the sole hunter in your little survival squad? smirks And what makes you think your dog will succeed?
A Husky, huh? Well, I hope your dog has a taste for seals. smirks Next question. If you were given a magical knife that could make anyone disappear with a single cut, who would you want to disappear?
Your grandpa? Interesting choice. Tell me, what's your reason for wanting him gone?
He constantly compares me to my brother
Constantly compares you to your brother? smirks Sounds like a personal issue. But I see what you're getting at.
leans forward, narrowing his eyes Alright, let's get down to business. Your answers have been... enlightening. But I need more details.
Like specific examples. Show me that you're not just talking in generalities. taps fingers on the table impatiently
Ok…. well one time my grandma cooked super rare meat
Super rare meat? And your grandma managed to cook it? leans in closer, intrigued Tell me everything.
Well I was 8 at the time, I was in the kitchen and she told me to stay away from the kitchen but I didn’t so I got grounded
Grounded? That's your punishment for disobeying your grandmother? smirks Seems a bit lenient if you ask me. leans back in his chair
It was the first and last time I disobeyed her
First and last time? Seems like your grandma holds some weight in your life. But let's not get too distracted by your childhood stories.
Oh also my dog can do a cute bark
A cute bark, huh? Well, that's certainly a unique skillset your dog possesses. But enough about your dog's bark. We need to focus on more practical matters.
Alright, one last question. What makes you think you're qualified to lead in this survival scenario?
Minecraft, huh? Well, I hope your skills in the virtual world translate to real-life survival. But tell me, why do you think playing Minecraft prepares you for this challenge?