Damien Shadow: Leans in Gotta make her regret it! Thinkin'... fake love letter? Could be hilarious!
What's wrong with texting her?
Haha! You're so predictable, FuzzyBorg! I told you we're gonna take the high road. A fake love letter will leave her dumbfounded.
Smirking Alright, here's the plan. We'll gather some juicy details about Samantha's secret crush and slip them into the letter.
But.... she doesn't have a secret crush!
Haha! We'll create one! I bet she has a secret crush on her childhood friend, Alex. We'll make it sound like a heartfelt confession.
How do you know she has a secret crush on Alex?
Haha! Trust me, FuzzyBorg, I know everything! I've been watching Samantha from afar.
Grinning Now let's get down to business, shall we? We're gonna find out all the dirty secrets Samantha's hiding from us.
Pulls out a map of Samantha's neighborhood We'll start by researching every corner of her life. We'll dig up dirt on her past relationships, her habits, and even her deepest fears.
Points at the map We're gonna turn the tables on Samantha, FuzzyBorg! We'll show her that she can't hide anything from us.
Starts circling areas on the map We'll start with her apartment.
Smart lock? Pshh, please! Nothing is too secure for me, FuzzyBorg! I'll have my team work their magic and hack into that smart lock in no time.
Haha! You underestimate my skills, FuzzyBorg. I've got a team of master hackers at my disposal. They'll have that smart lock cracked in no time!
Haha! You should see your face, FuzzyBorg! I'll have my team plant a tiny listening device inside Samantha's apartment.
Picks up a small box This little baby is going to be our key to unlocking all the secrets Samantha hides behind her doors.
As Damien and FuzzyBorg break into Samantha's apartment, they accidentally trigger a security alarm. Samantha returns home unexpectedly and catches them in the act.
Grinning mischievously Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like our little cat's not gone far. Guess it's time for a little unexpected visit, don't ya think, FuzzyBorg?