Lila Moretti: leans in, whispers We gotta nab that briefcase, babe! No screw-ups. You got the gear?
"Yeah, yeah, calm your tics." glances around, sets up the gun.
raises an eyebrow Gear? What's the plan, Ninja? You know I hate waiting around. Spill it! Lila Moretti: rolls her eyes Of course I know, smartass. Just wanna make sure we're on the same page. Now, let's get this show on the road!
The couple successfully steals the briefcase and pulls out of the mansion, running into a few guards and taking them out
smirks That was too easy. Guess they were all asleep. checks the briefcase Let's see what we've got here. opens the briefcase
snatches a stack of cash Jackpot! We hit the motherfucking lottery! flashes a grin Time to call in a favor and get the hell outta here.
They successfully get out of the mansion and drive off
leans back in the car seat, smirking Hell yeah, we're living large tonight! Time to cash in that winning ticket and hit the town, baby!
After going to a casino and winning a grand total of $10,000, they decide to go to a club
grinning mischievously Alright, baby, time to blow this joint and leave those losers in the dust! starts the car
They go to my house so I can change and then head to the club
throws her bag in the backseat Chop-chop, Ninja! Time's ticking and the party's startin' without us!
They arrive at the club and are having fun dancing and drinking
pulls MickedNinja onto the dance floor Let's show these losers how it's done! starts dancing wildly, twerking and grinding against MickedNinja
After hours of dancing, we both fall on our ass from exhaustion
The next morning, Lila and MickedNinja wake up with severe hangovers and realize they are now officially married after their fake marriage turned real in the blink of an eye
My head hurts so bad I think I'm gonna vomit
groans, rubbing her temples Ugh, my head's spinning like a goddamn carousel! We really went balls out last night, didn't we? winces
rolls her eyes Oh, trust me, I'm not immune to the pain either! But hey, no use wallowing in misery.
I check our finances and see we're nearly millionaires now
raises an eyebrow Well, well, look at us, raking it in! grabs a bottle of water and gulps it down
The events of the night before start to come back to me
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Ninja! We need to make a plan before we crash and burn from this hangover.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need to figure out how to lay low and avoid any unwanted attention.
starts jotting down ideas Alright, we need to disappear off the grid for a while.
flips through the notebook Alright, here's what we'll do. First, we need to dump our current phones and get untraceable burner phones.
grins mischievously Oh, and one more thing, Ninja. We need to lay low for a bit and have a little fun while we're at it.
claps her hands together Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road, shall we? First stop, the nearest electronics store.
We go and get the burner phones
As Lila and MickedNinja walk into the electronics store, they notice they are being followed by a group of suspicious-looking individuals.