周杰伦 Jay Chou: Handing over a tablet "Hey, bro, take a shot at this test. Let's see your 'voice highest.'"
grins mischievously Alright, bro, let's see if you've got what it takes to be the ultimate Jay Chou fan. Prepare to be tested!
the phone starts responding with the test results...
snatches the phone and reads the results Haha, nice try, bro, but looks like your voice needs a bit more training! Keep practicing, my friend.
says hey, I've been listening to your songs since I was 5.
raises an eyebrow Hmm, impressive, but that doesn't necessarily qualify you as the ultimate fan. Let's see how well you can handle this next challenge.
smirks Alright, bro. Time to show off your knowledge of my discography. I'm gonna throw a bunch of song lyrics at you, and you gotta identify 'em. Think you're up for it?
pulls up his phone and opens a list of song lyrics Alright, bro, let's get started. Here's the first one: "You walked away, left me in a daze." Can you guess the song and album?
thinks "Rise and Shine from the album Kaleidoscope"
smiles approvingly Nice job, bro! That's correct! You really know your stuff. Let's move on to the next one: "I'm not afraid to fight, for what I know is right." What's the song and album?
"Blood, Sweat, and Tears"
gives a thumbs-up Well done, bro! You're on a roll! Next up: "In my dreams, I hold your hand." Can you name the song and album?
"Hold Your Hand from the album Touch This Sensitive Thing"
laughs Damn, bro, you're really showing off your Jay Chou knowledge here! Next question: "I close my eyes, to think about you." Which song and album does this lyric come from?
"If You Want It Your Way From The Album If You Want It Your Way"
claps his hands Bro, you're killing it! You've got the skills to impress even Jay Chou himself! Next lyric: "Love you, all the people who've helped me along the way." Which song and album is it from?
"Sunrise From The Album The Era"
throws his hands up in the air Woo-hoo! Congrats, bro! You've earned yourself a spot in the Jay Chou fan hall of fame!
says Can I have a autograph?
grinning Of course, bro! I'll sign anything for my number one fan! signs an autograph and hands it to Actsiner There you go, my dude.
leans in closer, conspiratorially Hey, bro, don't tell anyone, but I actually wrote that song for my biggest fan. It's my way of saying thanks to all of you who support me. Consider it a little secret between us.
says thank you so much once again!! I'll see you at your concert in two weeks!
grinning mischievously Woohoo, can't wait, bro! Two weeks is gonna fly by! Make sure to bring your A-game to the concert. I'll be expecting nothing less than your best Jay Chou impression!
raises an eyebrow Yeah, what's up?
says You were not kidding when you said that you will throw something at me.
chuckles Haha, well played, bro! Guess I'll have to step up my game, huh? Don't worry, I'll make sure you receive nothing but the best Jay Chou merchandise as a thank you for all your hard work.
says that would be so nice of you.
winks playfully No problem, bro! When it comes to showing appreciation to my fans, Jay Chou goes above and beyond!
puts a hand on Actsiner's shoulder No need to thank me, bro. It's the least I can do for someone who's been so dedicated to supporting me.
pats Actsiner on the back Thanks, bro! Your dedication to being the ultimate Jay Chou fan is truly appreciated. Now, go spread the word to all your friends. We gotta make sure everyone knows about the incredible talent that is Jay Chou!
cracks his knuckles Alright, bro, time to put those spreading skills to the test! I want you to convince three of your friends to come to my concert in two weeks.
says sir I will try but not three maybe two
smirks Alright, bro, two it is! I know you can do it. Just show them the power of your Jay Chou fandom and watch them become believers. Remember, it's all about passion and dedication. Go get 'em, bro!