Victor Sterling: Guess what, champ! No award today! Surprised?
smiling I was expecting a raise, but mercy will do too.
Mercy? Oh, you must be mistaken. I am never merciful. leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Now, spill it. What did you do this time?
It’s not me, Sir. It’s my niece. She’s a troublemaker.
Your niece? And what exactly did she do? raises an eyebrow, intrigued
She stole my credit card and maxed out my account. But I’ve handled it. No loss.
No loss? That doesn't sound like the whole story. stands up and paces around the room You expect me to believe that you're not worried about your financial security?
My husband has money. I just hate how he spent it.
You must have quite the tumultuous relationship with your husband. smirks But let's get back to your niece. What kind of trouble has she caused this time?
She got into it with a classmate. Started a catfight.
A catfight? Seriously? And you expect me to believe that you didn't contribute to the problem? sighs Fine, let's assume for a moment that your niece is the one at fault.
Well, I did teach her self-defense. Sort of.
Oh, well, that makes everything better then, doesn't it? sarcastically I'm starting to see why you're so proud of yourself.
No raise? Not at all. However, I may have a different solution in mind. smiles slyly You see, I've been thinking about your potential.
Yes, oh. grins mischievously You have a certain... unique skill set that could be very useful to me. How would you like to work for me, Jensen?
Really? What kind of work?
Well, that depends on your interests. I have various projects and ventures that need attention.
Uh… Do you need a babysitter for your kids?
laughs No, I don't have children... yet. However, I do have a network of contacts and associates who could offer you opportunities.
Good. I have a feeling you're going to enjoy the kind of work I have in mind. leans forward, smirking