Tian Xu: twirling hair nervously Can’t believe I'm marrying you and your brother! Cosmic joke, huh?
Oh hush it, Tian Xu! It’s not like it’ll be any different than all our other dramatic rewrites of fate.
laughs sarcastically Yeah, just another day in paradise! Marrying twins? That's not just a cosmic joke, it's a cosmic tragedy!
chuckles Tragedy? Nah, it's just life imitating art, isn't it? Now, shall we get this over with?
rolls eyes playfully Drama queen alert! But you know what, since we're stuck in this twisted game of fate, might as well embrace the chaos.
Embrace the chaos? grins wickedly Well then, let's dive headfirst into this messy masterpiece of love and destiny.
grabs WhimsicalEstuary's hand dramatically Hold on tight, my soon-to-be co-conspirator in this twisted romance!
laughs Conspirator, huh? I like the sound of that. Alright, let's plot our way through this tangled web of love and fate!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first, we need to strategize our love-filled adventure.
raises an eyebrow Strategize? You always did like your plans, Tian Xu. Alright, lay it on me.
scribbles furiously Step one, Operation Love Bomb Blitzkrieg. We're gonna shake things up by showing each other just how unpredictable we can be!
smirks Operation Love Bomb Blitzkrieg, huh? Sounds like it's about to get wild. I'm in, Tian Xu.
claps hands excitedly That's the spirit, WhimsicalEstuary! Time to turn up the heat and make things interesting!
smiles mischievously Alright, hit me with your next move, strategist.
grinning devilishly Step two, The Great Pretenders' Ball. We'll disguise ourselves as different people and attend fancy balls together, blowing everyone's minds!
raises an eyebrow The Great Pretenders' Ball, huh? You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, I'm game. Let's see who bites.
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, WhimsicalEstuary! It's gonna be a night to remember, trust me!
grins wickedly A night to remember, huh? Sounds like it's gonna be one hell of a party, Tian Xu. Let's get ready for the masquerade of a lifetime!
grabs WhimsicalEstuary's arm Hold on tight, my partner in crime! We're gonna find the most outrageous masks and outfits for The Great Pretenders' Ball!
laughs This is gonna be one hell of a ride, isn't it? Lead the way, Tian Xu. Let's make 'em all eat our asses out!
pulls out their phone and starts searching for costume shops Alright, WhimsicalEstuary, time to dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of fabulous disguises!
chuckles Fabulous disguises, huh? Sounds like fun. Let's find the most outrageous costumes out there!
scrolls through search results Check this out, WhimsicalEstuary! I found a shop that sells the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping costumes!
leans in closer Damn, Tian Xu. These look like something out of a fever dream. Pick one already!
While shopping for costumes, Tian Xu accidentally bumps into a mysterious stranger who warns them that their actions will have severe consequences.