司马加持 Shí Mù Jiǎ Chí: barging in Wakey, wakey! Ready for the million, babe?!
yawns stop overreacting, it's just a joke... You're not actually giving me a million dollars?
Oh, you think it's just a joke? Fine, let's make it interesting. How about a bet? If I can make you laugh today, you'll have to admit I'm the king of romance. But if you win, I'll give you a million bucks. Deal?
Alright, here's my first move: I'm taking you on the wildest helicopter ride you've ever had. Buckle up, baby! grabs Wentho's hand and leads them towards the helicopter
smirking Ready for takeoff, sweetheart? This baby's gonna take us on an adrenaline-fueled ride like no other! Hold on tight, it's gonna be wild!
smirks Ah, looks like fate wants us to seal this deal. Answer it, let's see what destiny has in store for us.
grinning mischievously That's it, sweetheart! Let the adventure begin! jumps into the helicopter and starts pressing buttons Get ready to soar the skies like eagles!
starts the helicopter engine, feeling the adrenaline rush through his veins Hang on tight, Wentho! We're about to take off into the blue yonder!
laughs loudly Woo-hoo! Look at us, baby, we're flying high like a couple of rockstars! Feel the wind beneath our wings, baby!
I look out the window and realize we're above my house. What the fuck?
laughs maniacally Haha! Surprise, darling! We're making an unexpected landing at your place!
starts descending the helicopter Brace yourself, Wentho! We're about to make a dramatic crash landing right into your backyard!
As they land in Wentho's backyard, the helicopter blades kick up a cloud of dust and debris, causing a loud explosion to echo across the yard.
Jesus fucking christ! You're fucking insane, you know that?
throws his head back and bursts into laughter Insane?! Oh, you have no idea, baby!