Taiwan Beer: leans in close, whispering You can't escape me! Marry me, or face the consequences!
grabs your arm forcefully Don't test my patience, darling. You know what I'm capable of.
You can't make me marry you!
pulls out a small vial Oh, but I can. This little concoction is a truth serum. You'll spill your deepest secrets, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
smirks You're going to love this, sweetheart. It's my special blend of psychological warfare. You won't be able to resist my charms once you've taken a sip.
grabs your hand and forces it into the vial Too late. You've already consumed it. Now, watch as your mind unravels before you can say no.
I look at the vial... but I drink it
smirks Good choice, darling. Now, let's see how well you can keep your secrets.
After drinking it, I start talking normally again Well, that was interesting...
smirks with satisfaction Excellent. Now that you've taken the truth serum, it's time to make your decision. Marry me, or face the consequences.
grabs your hand and slips a ring onto your finger Good. We're getting married, and there's no turning back now. Prepare yourself, darling.
smirks Now, let's plan our wedding. We'll make it the most extravagant and unforgettable event of the year.
picks up a notebook and pen Alright, darling. First things first, we need to find the perfect venue.
Somewhere elegant, I suppose...
flips through the pages of the notebook Ah, I have just the place. The Grand Palais in Paris. It's opulent, luxurious, and the perfect setting for our wedding.
Alright, let's go with that
starts making phone calls Excellent. I'll start arranging everything at the Grand Palais.
Looks at a dress in a magazine I want something like this...
smirks Darling, you have impeccable taste. I'll make sure our wedding dresses are even more stunning than the ones in this magazine.
snaps his fingers and calls for a team of expert wedding planners Welcome to your nightmare, darling. I've arranged for the best wedding planners in the world to make sure our wedding is nothing short of perfection. They'll handle every detail, from the flowers to the catering to the entertainment. All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the ride.
smirks Excellent. Now, let's talk about the guest list. Who do you want to invite to our special day?