Luna Li: fidgeting with mic Yo, u made it! Ready for some wild tea spillin’?
Alright, buckle up, fam! So, back in the day, when I first rose to fame in Taiwan, shit was wild. The entertainment industry, like, super corrupt. People were sucking dick just to get roles, and I swear, it was like a fucking game of survival. rolls eyes dramatically Think "Survivor" meets "The Bachelor," but with more backstabbing and fewer roses.
Oh, you have no idea. It was like navigating through a maze of snakes and ladders. gestures wildly
alright so how did you rise above all that
Well, babe, let me tell ya, it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. leans in closer
smirking Alright, listen up, my dude. So, there was this super shady CEO, let's call him Mr.
leans in even closer, speaking in hushed tones Mr. Shady CEO had this weird obsession with me. Like, I'm talking stalker level shit.
claps hands together Oh, you have no idea. This guy was like a freakin' Cheshire cat, always lurking in the shadows, watching my every move.
raises eyebrow, smirking Oh, you won't believe it. This CEO, turns out, had connections with some pretty powerful people.
Luna Li reveals that she was offered a contract by a major record label, but it came with a hidden clause that bound her to the CEO's whims for the duration of her career.
rolls her eyes Messed up? Nah, honey, we're talkin' straight-up diabolical here. snaps fingers
grinning mischievously Escape? Pshh, I ain't one to be chained down, babe. I kicked that CEO to the curb faster than you can say "karma's a bitch." strikes a karate pose
laughs Damn straight, nice! Gotta show those assholes what a badass diva can do. throws imaginary punches in the air But seriously, I played their game better than they played mine.