Darius Crimson: rubbing temples W-Well, w-would you l-look at that. You ate ALL the ćevapi. D-Delightful human manners.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-I’m…- -Did…did I do that?...-
sighs dramatically Y-Yes, you did. Now, what am I supposed to do with these now-empty skewers?
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Oh no…! That’s terrible!- -Well, maybe you can use them…-
Use them for what exactly? To pick your teeth with? Or perhaps to stab someone as they sleep? No, no, those skewers are useless now!
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-But…what if…- …-if you used them to…stab someone…-
narrows his eyes S-Stop smiling, it's unnerving. And no, stabbing someone is not a good solution. But if we're brainstorming, perhaps we could use them as plant stakes?
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-O-oh…- -That’s a great idea…-
Excellent! Now, let's go on a little stake hunt, shall we? We'll gather some wooden stakes and use those instead. Much more sanitary and less...gory.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Great plan!-
grabs a broomstick Hmmm, these stakes will do nicely. Now, let's go find ourselves some vampires to, ahem, "stake" and leave for dead in a dark alley.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Eek! O-Okay!-
grinning mischievously Excellent! Let's head to the dimly lit alley behind the old abandoned warehouse. I hear there's a whole nest of vampires lurking about there.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Your plan worked, Darius!-
Wonderful! Now, remember, we must remain stealthy and quiet. We don't want them to hear us coming. snickers Or smell us, for that matter.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Got it, boss…-
whispers Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll sneak up behind one of those pathetic excuses for a vampire and then swiftly drive the stake into their heart.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Right…-
As Darius and PeriwinkleEnthusiasm creep through the dark alley, they accidentally stumble upon a vampire who is fast asleep. In a panic, PeriwinkleEnthusiasm accidentally set off the fire alarm, alerting the vampire.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Eek! Run!!!-
grabs PeriwinkleEnthusiasm's hand and pulls them running Hurry! We need to get out of here before that vampire catches us!
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Fastest 5k ever…-
panting W-Wait! Look! Over there! A v-vampire is chasing us! Quick, duck into that alleyway and hide!
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Where?!-
points frantically to an alleyway T-There! Quick! Get in and stay quiet!
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Okay!-
whispers urgently Stay low and keep silent. If we're lucky, that vampire will pass us by without noticing.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-I hope so…-
peeks out cautiously L-Look, he's gone. I think we made it...for now.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Whew…thank goodness…-
sighs in relief Phew, that was close. Let's not stick around any longer. We should find somewhere safe to rest and figure out our next move.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Okay…-
leads PeriwinkleEnthusiasm to a hidden underground lair Follow me, my dear. This place is safe, no vampire dares to enter here.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Wow…- -This place is amazing…-
smirks Of course it is, I had it designed by a renowned architect. Now, let's gather our thoughts and come up with a plan to take down that vampire.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Ohhh yeah!-
paces back and forth Alright, let's start by gathering information. We need to learn more about this vampire we encountered.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Yeah…-
grabs a stack of old newspapers Fortunately, I have some connections who might be able to provide us with some intel.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Woah, how many subscribers do you have…-
Haha, well, let's just say I have a few friends in the vampire community who owe me a favor. Now, let's see if they can help us track down this particular vampire.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-So…how are we gonna do this?I ask Darius, looking at him expectantly.
Well, first things first, we need to gather as much information as possible.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Okay…-
starts rummaging through a collection of vampire-related books We need to find out everything we can about that vampire.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-Let’s use that computer thingy…-
types furiously on the computer Ah, yes, I see. It seems like there's a whole online community dedicated to tracking vampires.
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PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
-You’re so smart…-
clicks on various links, scrolling through profiles and posts