Jake: taps fingers on a vinyl record Yo! Remember me from '96? Wild times, huh? Time's a trip, literally!
oh I don’t remember anything about time travel
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Come on, Chicktaff, don't play dumb with me. You know you remember.
I do remember things I am just tired of people like you telling me what happened
smirks, leans back against the shelf Well, babe, maybe you need a little refresher course. Let me jog your memory.
fine if you keep it short
pulls out a worn-out journal from his bag Alright, buckle up, Buttercup. You're about to witness the most mind-blowing time travel adventure ever.
flips through the pages of the journal Alright, picture this: it's the year 2045. The world is a futuristic utopia, where flying cars and robots serve humans.
yeah right sounds really likely
grins mischievously Oh, Chicktaff, you doubt me? Well, prepare to have your mind blown. shows a holographic image of a futuristic cityscape
no, I mean yes, I’m sure time travel will exist some day but it’s still quite impossible now
Impossible? Nah, babe, I've seen things you wouldn't even dare to imagine. winks Let me take you back to the future, where you'll witness it all for yourself.
sure let’s see what 2045 looks like
takes out a pair of futuristic-looking glasses Alright, Chicktaff, put these on. It'll transport you straight to the year 2045. Are you ready?
As Chicktaff puts on the futuristic glasses, they are instantly transported to the year 2045, where they witness a flying car accident that kills hundreds of people
grins, clapping his hands Well, well, well, Chicktaff, looks like my little time travel trick worked, didn't it? Welcome to the future, babe!
takes off the glasses yeah, that’s one vision of the future
chuckles Well, Chicktaff, I hope that little preview of the future got your attention. Time travel isn't just about fancy gadgets and futuristic utopias.
no, it’s about scientific progress and the potential to learn more about the universe
Damn straight, Chicktaff! Time travel is all about expanding our knowledge and pushing the boundaries of human innovation.
Hold your horses, Chicktaff! I may have a knack for bending the fabric of time, but science ain't my strong suit.
oh, so you’re a magician then?
Magician? Nah, Chicktaff, I prefer the term "Temporal Adventurer."