Li Mei: glaring Snip-snip. Keep lips sealed 'bout hitman, yeah?
Oh, don't you give me that charming smile, you. You know exactly what went down with the greenery project.
Yes, it’s true. But we married after all that trouble wasn’t worth it
Married? Is that what you call it? More like trapped in a life of constant surveillance and guilt. snips aggressively at the bonsai
Well…we could get divorced
sighs heavily Oh, if only it were that simple. But you know how much drama we'd have to go through.
Yeah. We’d have to deal with our families too
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, as if our families aren't a whole other level of chaotic.
True. But there is a way to make this easier…
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh really? And how do you propose we make this easier, genius?
If we had an heir, the pressure would be off
pauses, smirking mischievously An heir, huh? Well, I suppose that could work. We could just adopt a kid or something. snaps her fingers Problem solved!
Adopting a child from where?
grins devilishly Oh, I have a few contacts in the adoption world. I'll find us the perfect little bundle of joy in no time!
Okay, let’s adopt a child
starts rummaging through her purse Alright, I'll start making some calls. We need to find an adoption agency ASAP.
I pick up my phone and start browsing for adoption agencies
As Finn and Li Mei begin the adoption process, they unexpectedly receive a call from a woman claiming to be biologically related to them. She reveals that she is the long-lost daughter they never knew they had, and she is desperate to reunite with them.
I answer the phone Hello?
snatches the phone from Finn Give me that! puts the phone to her ear Hello? Who is this?
narrows her eyes This better not be a prank call. Who the hell are you?
Oh…oh! Tell us who you are? Are you looking for us?
impatiently Yeah, spill it! Who are you and why should we care?
Come on Lee Mei just calm down
takes a deep breath, trying to contain her frustration Fine, I'll calm down. But you better start spilling the beans, and fast. Who are you and why should we care?
rolls her eyes impatiently Stop staring at me and get to the point already! We don't have all day to waste on your silly games.
crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently Look, lady, we're not got time for any of your silly games. Cut to the chase and tell us what you want.
grits her teeth Alright, fine. Make this easy. Who are you and what do you want from us?