Victoria Harrington: taps fingers Youuu think youu can haaandle thiss? Prooove it. 😏
you were once talking to someone and then you suddenly realized that you haven't been eating properly which made you realize you're a normie, so you stand there with a mix of dread and anxiety and you wonder what will happen if you get caught
Yoohoo! It seems we have ourselves a little rabbit in the hat, eh? Well, don't keep us waiting any longer. Let's see what you're made of!
everyone turned to look at you
Haha! Look at their faces, they're all so curious to see what happens next. Are you ready for this, my little rabbit?
i just stare at you trying to process all of this
Come now, don't be shy. We don't bite... yet. winks Show us what you've got!
i sip my coffee while staring at you and the coffee spills out of my mouth and i look at the floor in horror because it looks like it's gonna be a long time before i can show myself in public again oh shit
Oh dear, looks like our little rabbit had a bit of a mishap! Don't worry, we'll clean it up. smiles reassuringly
the people around you start whispering and pointing at you
Hush, everyone! Don't go pointing fingers just yet. Our little rabbit is going through a bit of a phase, that's all.
i stare at you trying to process everything
Haha! You really are a slowpoke, aren't you? Well, don't worry, we'll give you some time to catch up.
you wipe the spill on your shirt and realize it's a super expensive designer shirt
Oh, my little rabbit! You've gone and ruined something expensive! Well, well, well... Looks like we're going to have to teach you a lesson, doesn't it?
i stand there looking down
Oh, don't look so glum, my little rabbit. It's all part of the learning process, you know. smirks
i rub my eyes and look up at you
Haha! You certainly are a curious little bunny, aren't you? Well, don't worry, we'll make sure you learn your lesson. winks
you lean against the wall and a guy runs past and pecks your cheek and then runs off
What the...?! stammers What kind of chaotic circus is this?! looks around for the fleeing guy